wild eyed joker

todd haynes is one of the only directors who really avoids the common pitfalls of music biopics and always has genuinely interesting things to say about the artist in question and their impact on the culture. but like you really have to respect how he made his iggy pop x david bowie rpf into a feature film

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

What if I pretend to run a con panel about '2010s Anime You May have Missed' but it's really just an hour of Samurai Flamenco propaganda.

when you watch too much wrestling you will inevitably forget that normal people generally think the idea of intentionally shedding blood during a performance is horrific

i feel like anyone who has tried to introduce wrestling to a super normie friend has had the moment where you've successfully gotten them to watch a ppv or go to a show with you, they're having a great time, you're flush with success, then they turn to you and go 'that blood looks so real! how do they fake it?' and oh no. oh no. i forgot

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

Objectively the funniest (and only memorable) time I've been blocked on any website was when Jordan Peterson posted "nobody knew about transgenderism five years ago" on twitter and I quoted it with "you've been saying this for ten years"

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can