JAMIE BACK AGAIN WE’VE MISSED YOU QUEEN 🧡

the way i understand the difference between blorbo and The Character is that blorbo activities are 1. fun and 2. voluntary. when youre rotating blorbo in your mind you’re playing with your tuoys. but when The Character has got ahold of you then you are a tortured artist being plagued by visions

Oh, you’re a throuple? Who’s the hitter, who’s the hacker, and who’s the thief?

if you're named some shit like cody it's been over for you for a long time

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

when you watch too much wrestling you will inevitably forget that normal people generally think the idea of intentionally shedding blood during a performance is horrific

i feel like anyone who has tried to introduce wrestling to a super normie friend has had the moment where you've successfully gotten them to watch a ppv or go to a show with you, they're having a great time, you're flush with success, then they turn to you and go 'that blood looks so real! how do they fake it?' and oh no. oh no. i forgot