Fire Kissed

“I saw your browser history.”

“Do you even know what you’re doing?”

“We’ve already tried this.”

“You don’t even know what you’re doing.”

“Beyonce isn’t that great.”

“How many times do I have to tell you?”

“You have five seconds…”

“I don’t even know who you are.”

“Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?”

“Is this where you live?”

“… Why are your hands down your pants?”

“Is that a lobster?”

“You’re late on child support.”

“You never go ass to mouth.”

“One ring to rule them all…”

“He doesn’t even go here!”

“Did you just take that?”

“Is that a unicorn?”

“You’re a muggle.”

“It’s your turn to do the dishes.”

“Were you going through my computer?!”

“Are you pregnant?”

“You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback.”

“Shut up.”

“I know you’re having an affair.”

“They’re dead.”

“Voldemort isn’t dead.”

“Let me see your phone.”

“I can’t believe it’s over.”

“How high are you right now?”

“I was with someone.”

“It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed.”

“Why do you think we never worked out?”

“What went wrong?”

“You’re the most ridiculous person I know.”

“Are you okay?”

“I’m having an affair.”

“Too little too late.”

“Snoop Dog just came into the diner.”

“You said we could get a puppy.”

“I need to move out.”

“You ordered a moon bounce?”

“Don’t you want me?”

“Meeting your mother changed my life.”

“Janitor’s closet NOW.”

“Is that for sale?”

“Do you want to get a drink sometime?”

“Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach.”

“He has a knife!”

“I was on an episode of Cops once.”

“Are you a hoarder?”

“We’re alone out here, you know?”

“I killed her.”

“I need to go.”

“Why did you invite me to your wedding?”

“You always do this!”

“You’re the master of excuses.”

“Did you hire a stripper?”

“I just got out of jail.”

“It was you all along?”

“I know you don’t want to be with me anymore.”

“Were you ever happy?”

“You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning.”

“There’s plenty of fish in the sea.”

“This is it.”

“I can’t believe it’s you.”

“We’re getting evicted.”

“I know who you are.”

“I wrote you a letter… Every single day.”

“They’re going to kill me.”

“You had sex with a serial killer.”

“Are you drunk?”

“I didn’t love you anyways.”

“That was the worst day ever.”

“That was the best day ever.”

“Is this your first date?”

“I’ve never been kissed before.”

“You’re famous!”

“I can’t see you anymore.”

“What’re you here for?”

“It’s always been you.”

“If this were a movie…”

“Are you high?”

“Stick a sock in it.”

“You’re better off without me.’

“I’m better off without you.”

“You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song.”

“What do you want?”

“Fuck it.”

“That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard.”

“Who ARE you anymore?”

“Can I get a refill?”

“I want to unlace your corset slowly.”

“I couldn’t take my eyes off you from across the ball room.”

“Not any jewel in the entire kingdom could compare to you.”

“I cannot marry that man. He smells of rank meat!”

“I cannot marry that woman. Her voice causes dogs to howl!”

“I need you in my life. I am incomplete without you.”

“We could retire to my suite. No one would know.”

“May I suggest a walk in the garden? The roses are in bloom.”

“I will slay anything that dares to harm you, my love.”

“There are secret passages. Come! We haven’t a moment to spare.”

“I will marry you. I shall make it happen. Somehow.”

“How long would it take to remove all those layers?”

“My crown is heavy. It feels lighter when you’re around.”

“If you go to war we will not be together…”

“Nothing matters if we are not allowed to be in each other’s arms.”

“Our parents are fools.”

“I do not care if our nations are at war.”

“It drives me mad that no one will leave us alone!”

“When we are not together, I am pained to my very soul.”

“We must pretend not to feel anything. They cannot know about us.”

“Forgive me…”

“We shall be happy together, forever.”

“I know that fairy tales cannot come true but I feel that one may have.”

“You are so magnificent on the dance floor.”

“You sparkle even without the jewelry.”

“I have never seen a more eloquent creature.”

“This maybe the wine talking, but you are glorious.”

“I’ll never look at another.”

“I’m blushing…”