my happy place

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

I think my favorite thing about this is that there’s absolutely no shaming of people for using the escalator in the first place or for continuing to use it despite the modifications. It encourages people to play around and take the stairs but there’s no value judgment either way.

Still-life with mallorie and nephew’s cheesy bread on the floor by @calicodan (thief, no respect-2014)

He looks reliable, I feel safe

God bless nurses forever

It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”

every august its like. u will feel happy but also unbearably sad

i have feelings for u. not telling u which ones.