don't touch me

..go on…….

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

i say nothing

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

Thanks

youre welcome

*romantically calls you dude*

*platonically calls you babe*

who is putting these weird fucking clickbait ads on tumblr anyway

the answer may shock you

i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person

good morning but at what cost

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

I AM FORCIBLY ESCORTED FROM THE TRI-STATE AREA

And once again Americans get all the fun

she’s down with the sickness