Trying My Best

start in your thirty-fives

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

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i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

smash to smithereens brother

I wish more modern problems could be solved by going on quests. “Going to the grocery store is it’s own kind of quest” fuck off, I want to end global warming by throwing a magic wand into a volcano

More problems need to be solvable by sending Ryan Gosling into space

i think the next kingdom hearts should have a hannah montana level

it’s actually crazy how passion and sincerity is the answer