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little miss normal didn't hear what the group was talking about because she hasn't stopped reminiscing internally about how good it felt when she successfully managed to say her joke at the right time to make everyone laugh 30 minutes ago

furbidden princess technique, pounce on your subject and then freeze up because you dont know what to do from this position

If you ask me, the internet could do with a lot less "fandom" and a lot more femdom

You're mommy's little STEMlord aren- ahem. I mean. You're mommy's little STEMlady aren't you. Go on. Belittle those pathetic humanties majors- ah? STEMlady isn't doing it for for you? Well, using masculine titles is like a major turn off for mommy so- oh ok yellow we can take a moment

Well, mommy thinks that STEMprincess splits the difference between being condescending and diminutive while being feminine, so maybe you could at least try being mommy's little STEMprincess during this scene. The humanities majors that mommy got for you to belittle need to go home soon

Your side blade is looking awfully stuck in its sheath...

the princess population is dying. princesses are almost extinct

You have to stop putting us in dungeons it's actually very rude and disrespectful to our rightful authority.

I don't think people realize that Andrew wasn't any better than Ashley. I haven't finished the playthrough yet - but it's annoying seeing people depict Andrew as innocent when he was just better at hiding it and blending in while Ashley was more open about it.

no maid i can totally take ur knot just do it trust me im th princess im literally always right !!!!!

my subs unionized but theyre all trying to backstab eachother to get off. they keep coming to to me in private to confess their loyalty and i keep saying shit like "i know you're the only one i can trust with this" and "this is why youve always been my favourite"

I need !!!! to get !!!! kissed !!!!! and !!!! cuddled !!!!!