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(updates semi-regularly)

names: Max, Uni, Thing, Bubble, Star

pronouns: it/star

Special tags: max gay turd art (my art) max rants and raves (just talking)

important: I AM NOT HUMAN. i am an alien from space. /srs.

DNI PROSHIP, DARKSHIP, WHATEVER OTHER TERMS FICTO-PEDOPHILES LIKE TO USE, AI SLOPPERS, anti-weird queer (alterhumans, xeno/neos, objectum, etc) or anti-agere. Doubles are welcome, but feel free to block.

EXTREMELY AUTISTIC ABOUT THE KINDERGARTEN GAMES

SHARING YUMESHIPPER!!!

F/Os:

The Janitor (Leo) - Kindergarten 1-3

Agnes - Kindergarten 2-3

Caine - The Amazing Digital Circus

The Nurse (Delilah) - Kindergarten 3

Merasmus - Team Fortress 2

Yunobo - Zelda: Breath of the Wild + Tears of the Kingdom

terfs and other yucky people go away 🔥

I have a few TF2 and KG ocs but haven't posted any art of them yet 😿 might make a rp blog someday

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fryingchips

That’s what being friends is about!!

smallpwbbles

Felt like doing some fluff real quick.

mismess

Hold gentle like hamburger

astray-step

I literally can't wait for my plushies to arrive

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braincircus

My part of an art trade

agneeeeeees

I love this ship, the first one in my life where I like the oc + canon

agneeeeeees

Labduo

Heh, I love this ship too much, even though it's not popular at all. It's sad because there is chemistry between them, in my opinion (not because of skin color, I'm not racist)

brofisting

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

brofisting

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

brofisting

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

brofisting

this has been your friendly neighborhood haver of 19* tattoos (assorted sizes and placements)

*not totally sure here. bad at counting

parasocialanxiety

Can I just emphasize that not everyone reading this has yet encountered the information that injuries require food, hydration, and sleep? I think the way many people associate rest and injury is that you rest the injury itself to avoid making it worse, but overlook that the healing process itself requires rest regardless of if not-rest directly injures it further.

Also exercise is a form of controlled injury so that as your body heals it heals stronger. You also need food-hydration-rest for strength and cardiovascular improvements after exercise.

vaporsnake

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

vaporsnake

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

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wishfulsketching

Sick Doktor is a stubborn doctor

If you feel like it, link your fave tf2 sick fics in the replies for everyone to check out

toastyglow

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i-give-you-a-fish

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

fish-identifier

i scrute the milkfish

made my own plushiekin flag bcuz i couldnt find any that i liked. applies to any and all kinds of stuffed animals, dolls or anything of the like. made in ibispaint.

the top two stripes represent both the brown shades of the classic teddy bear, and the human skin colors of dolls. the middle stripe is meant to look like stuffing. the light pink represents how stuffed animals are meant to be loving and loved by their holder, and the purple represents feeling more miniscule than humankind. the button is pretty self explanatory.

#f2u without credit #microlabel #xeno flag #otherkin #alterhuman #plushkin #dollkin #toykin #objectkin

dandelionpie2

ooogh

evilscientist3

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

ttechniic

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

evilscientist3

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

ttechniic

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

evilscientist3

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

ttechniic

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

siderealglimmer

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jackoquako

Sexually harassing men isn't being a feminist you're just being an asshole

tboy-cock

if you sexually harrass men you're more than an asshole, you're a sexual predator. youre a sexual abuser. youre probably a rapist and are friends with rapists

one thing as a trans man in particular that ive noticed is that the very "conventionally attractive" trans men who post online are very routinely sexually harrassed by mainly cis women. the cis gsy dudes might be flirting, but most of them arent as overt and vulgar as cis women. sometimes ill read comments and i get uncomfortable just seeing someone talk that way about a stranger. i feel like cis queer women feel like they have a special pass to sexually harrass trans men (and really all marginalized men) because they view themselves as inherently safer than men and so they dont think that they can be predatory or inappropriate to men

regardless, i think its important to call it how it is. a man who catcalls a woman on the street isnt an asshole, hes a sexual predator. people who sexually harrass other people are sexual predators

isaiasdoodlerog

cosmo sheldrake legendary: mosshell🌱🐟💿

I made this monster because i love cosmo's work so much and man i definitely need it in the game. He would fit in the game perfecly

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