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There’s a non insignificant number of adults who don’t know you’re allowed to learn stuff outside of school.

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

yeahh i could just never really understand the "fucked stupid" trope i mean there's no way someone could go so hard you forget how to form words! it's just not realistic. now if you want to come over here and prove me wrong i'm all up for it but i highly doubt it. but again if you're really set on proving me wrong my door is open and unlocked and here are my coordinates. if you're interested

@official-library-posts

official library post

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

2 sentence horror story

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

what doesn't kill you makes you develop a weird irreversible psychosexual attachment to it

the thing about him is you need to shove his face in the pillows and fuck him into the mattress fuck him like you own him maybe tell him that too. its good for him he needs it

normalize no-pressure sex where u just practice fucking n learning each other’s body n rhythms n idiosyncrasies n letting each other know what feels good n doesn't while discovering things u didn't know felt so good to u along the way

Playfighting that turns into sex reblog if you agree

Fat trans people !!!!!!!! LETS HEAR IT FOR FAT TRANS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

Re-adding this idea from a different thread: this page doesn’t mention trans people. So if you know of a company that is poisoning area residents including children with chemical leaks, or doctors who have refused to treat someone correctly, those are perfectly valid things to submit, and will confuse and overwhelm their system far better than the Bee Movie script or whatever.

too bad pussy isnt real and even if it was nobody would let me have it

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force