trailmix & tribulations

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

i'm opening up our relationship so bugs can get in

FTP might seem like it just means file transfer protocol but if you say the words are all different it means fear the pussy. which might mean something

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

what did they do to my girl 😳

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

there are no soulmates in the bible. the emotive, crushing, gooey organ is called the nephesh. it's in your throat. in love, you tie your nephesh to the nephesh of the other. knotty, tangled, the kind of vow you lay on your knees, next the the kneeling, cool body of the one your life belongs to. who will come into your life and unravel their nephesh unto yours?