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I have no mountain and I must goats

*loads crossbow*

“Zoinks Scoob! It’s like I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting all the g-g-g-g-ghosts!”

you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

“a pleasure to teach” on the report card meant obedient to a fault, a constant need to be perfect to keep “a pleasure to teach” on the report card, realizing you weren’t as perfect a student as you thought when school got tough, and your perfectionism and paralyzing fear of “getting in trouble” is so deeply ingrained in you that you procrastinate everything because if it isn’t perfect, you shouldn’t try at all

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention