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Leave him? 😆

Yep, dump him. That shirt is hilarious.

Your boyfriend is a cat of course he wouldn't understand a shirt

reblogging your own posts

Concept: two rival biologists on a mad dash to discover the most hideous, revolting new species so they can name it after the other one

gay as fuck to be a mad scientist. what are you mad about. men. are you just crazy about men

#I hear science is a man dominated field. is that what you want? to be dominated by other men?

pete davidson is the human equivalent of an multilevel marketing scheme do not ask me what i mean by this

Sigma male fashion advice: wear a pair of manacles on your wrists with broken chains hanging off them, as if you have just escaped from a dungeon

who pitched this and thought this was a clever idea

my beloathed. my insignificant other. my worstie. my stupid rabbit. my fucked up abhorrent little meow meow

in the club balding

Yes, king, show more skin!

i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress

the masculine urge to stare at your own wet face in the mirror, haunted