Once Upon A Dream?

Well. It’s been a while, but this grad school dropout is back and queenlier than ever. Just kidding, I’m still not anywhere near ready for that shit, but I now have a bunch of knowledge on how to fake like I am. Anyway, I’m kind of sad that I had to miss the ball! How’d my replacement Head Love Expert do?  Do I need to do damage control with a bachelor auction? Or maybe finally organize a messy speed dating event of some kind? Unfortunately for you all, I’m full of ideas.  

Jeez, what’s it been, almost a year? Welcome back, Mel. Oh good, we’ve still got that in common then, cause I was about to start worrying. Well you didn’t miss too much, it wasn’t much different than the balls of the past; except not unexpected snow-in. I think he did pretty well for me at least, I’m still on good terms with my match, but then she is my roommate so that definitely helps. Well with someone organizing a bachelor show, I don’t think an auction will be necessary, but speed dating could certainly be interesting.

This is so weird, but I’m asking you to hear me out. I’ve done a lot of soul-searching in the last month. After Rainier ditched me at the ball, I spent some time with a guy that I…I don’t know, he made me feel someway I’ve never felt before! He’s gorgeous, and funny, and smart, and likes me for who I am. And this isn’t just a really weird way of me letting you know that I’m dating someone new. I needed to let you know that he’s a fairy, and that we’re going away to Pixie Hollow together. 

I know, it sounds super rash and I don’t even know what I’m doing, I’ve never even been in love before! I might be making a huge mistake. And maybe I am? But I also feel like I’ve got more clarity now than I’ve ever had before. I don’t need to be somebody’s princess to have a happily ever after. I wanted it all, you know? A hot guy who’s completely devoted to me (which is why you and I would’ve never worked out, bb 😛), and a crown, and just…all the validation I never got as a kid, you know? And this time I’ve spent kind of in relationship limbo with Rainier, and falling more and more in love with Oberon…I realized there’s no way for me to have that, and that’s okay – in fact, I could have none of those things and live a perfectly happy life. And that’s the thing that I think needed to happen to like, snap me into reality. 

I’m starting a new life in Pixie Hollow. I’ve talked to FG about giving me a permanent fairy body, so really, this is a new chapter for me in a lot of ways. I’m scared and excited, and I’m gonna miss you and Bij and Sylvie, and Walt so much. But I know you’ll all manage without me. Will I be able to manage without you is the question. God, I can’t cry, I’m catching the Walt Express in like an hour. I just knew that if I did this in person I’d be an absolute mess. But this isn’t a goodbye!  You WILL see me again, I promise. Thank you for being the best protector and friend a girl could ask for. I owe so much to you. 

Attached are some tastefully shot nude photos of me. You know, in case you ever wondered. 😉 Love you, Hugh Bear! 

xoxo, 

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nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

Abso-fuckin-lutely; it can be annoying, but it’s an accurate description.

apricot: what do you do when you’re sad?

I go horseback riding, have a jam session (aka write random songs no one else will ever hear), or just curl up and watch trashy reality shows on television.

plum: favorite clothing brands?

Chanel, Dior, YSL, Louis Vuitton, Christian Louboutin, Cartier, and Hermès.

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watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

I have several, yes, and they are as follows in no particular order; bartender at The Poison Apple, volunteer at Nasty Jack’s Stables, President of Lambda Psi Nu Fraternity, and Prince Hubert of France, heir apparent to the throne. Most of them don’t feel like jobs at all and I love doing them, but one does take up a lot of my time and energy away from Walt.

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

Why is this question phrased like a person can’t do both? I love to sing, and I personally believe myself to be great at it, but I can also play the piano pretty well, and I’m passable on acoustic guitar.

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

I think night into early morning, honestly. I mean I’m usually working closing shifts at TPA, so nighttime is when I’m most active? However when I come home, I’m usually up to watch the sunrise while I set things up to go about my day after a brief nap, and it’s the most peaceful part of my day.

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banana: favorite horror movies?

All four Scream movies, one hundred and ten percent, Wes Craven was a God.

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grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Well I’ve been to so many places with my family over the years, so a lot have been ticked off my bucket list. However, I recognize that going somewhere as a member of the royal family is not the same as going there on a bonafide vacation, so I’d honestly love to take a vacation trip around the world. That’s a lot, I know, and it’s not likely to ever happen for me, but dream big, right? Until then I’ve heard there’s a guy around here who’s been to over 100 places, so I’ll just have to pick his brain and live vicariously through his adventures.

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

There is no one song that’s truly me to a tee, it’s more a matter of what mood I’m in, but I can almost guarantee that every single one I might list is a show tune. For example, as I embrace this second coming of the Roaring Twenties, the first one to come to mind is Anything Goes from Anything Goes. There’s also Dancing Through Life from Wicked, which is much more the slacker, I want to do nothing but enjoy day to day life, side of me.

strawberry: favorite desserts?

Madelines, Crepes, Opera Cakes, and Macarons; all French of course.

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

raspberry: favorite flower?

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

mango: what is your trademark?

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

pineapple: sexual orientation?

strawberry: favorite desserts?

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

banana: favorite horror movies?

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

cantaloupe: what are your parents' names?

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

plum: favorite clothing brands?

coconut: favorite perfume?

lychee: satin or lace?

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

kiwi: what's something that fascinates you?

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

apricot: what do you do when you're sad?

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

“Oh, it’s no big deal – my boyfriend ran off to be with his ex. And his twin sister but like….also his ex. Really, it’s not a huge deal at all. I’m fine.” 

“He warned you before he decided to ditch you though, right? I mean I get that things are a whole new level of crazy for them right now, but if he didn’t at least give you more of a warning that he wasn’t gonna show, than right before you were set to come here.. I’ll kick his ass if it’ll make you feel even the tiniest bit better, just point me in the right direction; I can make it up to Marj later. ”

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On this, my 25th birthday, I must first talk about my beautiful sister @princessbij, since it’s her 25th birthday too. LOOK AT HER SLAYING THE GAME!! I don’t really have anything else to say, seeing as I already got sappy with her over Christmas (no need to revisit any of it here), but at least her picture is first? Happy Birthday, to us, I love you!

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2019 ENDS.

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Welcome back!! I look forward to living out my wildest rip roaring 20′s fantasies 🎩🥂