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How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

youre allowed to be really obsessed with a mundane or inconsequential thing & people will love you for it btw. just look at the dandelion crayon girl i have not met a single hater of hers

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

Middle aged women who aren’t very well versed in social media post with a sort of instinctive savant hilariousness that reminds me of the poetry of children who haven’t learned what good poetry sounds like yet