One bird in my neighborhood starts chirping at 4am, way earlier than the other birds in my neighborhood. If you think about it, it’s actually really annoying, and it probably pisses off the other birds too, including me, who isn’t even a bird.

Product Placement

blake kathryn
Keni
Claire Keane

Kiana Khansmith

izzy's playlists!
$LAYYYTER
tumblr dot com
Show & Tell

★
cherry valley forever
Today's Document

roma★

oozey mess
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Cosimo Galluzzi
untitled
seen from Australia
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from Indonesia
seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh

seen from Germany
seen from Germany
seen from Brazil
seen from France
seen from Chile
seen from Netherlands

seen from Türkiye

seen from Türkiye

seen from Puerto Rico

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Finland
seen from United States
seen from United States
@hugepenishaver
One bird in my neighborhood starts chirping at 4am, way earlier than the other birds in my neighborhood. If you think about it, it’s actually really annoying, and it probably pisses off the other birds too, including me, who isn’t even a bird.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Me: *seeing a doctor* Did the test come back positive?
Doctor: *has a doctorate in English Lit* I’m sorry, it’s a little more challenging than we thought. We analyzed your imagery, and it appears that you symbolize the fleeting nature of the American dream
Me: oh god
How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?
gato’s allegory of the fishtank
they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
this tweet is literally never not on my mind
girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments
youre allowed to be really obsessed with a mundane or inconsequential thing & people will love you for it btw. just look at the dandelion crayon girl i have not met a single hater of hers
momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends
the internet seems like a distant dream
whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
one day I’ll look back and laugh at how much I used to worry
file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab
if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right