New My Cabbages just dropped.

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

“are u okay?” no i need more money

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

Wishing you a relaxed nervous system

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

The version of you that survived deserved more kindness than it received.