me looking in the mirror: what’s up you anxious bisexual fuck

kids im gonna save you all some time, if you’re googling “am i gay quiz” you’re gay and that’s just the truth

i cried during Love, Simon and also got rlly mad at his friends like??? he just got outed to the whole school and ur gonna ditch him?? like sure yeah be mad but wtf

Nothing will ever be as fucking raw powerful as “You get to exhale now” Like im having that on my wall, forget “Despite everything, It’s still you” i dont give a shit i wanna breathe

Me when I first started identifying as bi: adamantly argues that I’ll never be with a guy. wants nothing to do with men and has zero interested in trying to date them. feels relieved at the idea i could only date women moving forward. but im bi though?? 

Horreurscopes (tumblr)

if you’re a lesbian struggling with coercive heteronormativity and you’re thinking “maybe i’m not a lesbian because i could survive sleeping with a guy”, know that you shouldn’t settle for just a “survivable” relationship. you deserve real attraction and real passion and real love.

listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood  

…… @thatbastardbassist what is this.

The “I am a horse” starter pack, Sath.

But..*there’s a frustrated noise*

*he chuckles* But what?

*She can’t seem to find the right words, so instead Sathire just mumbles something intelligible*

You want some Starbucks, then? *he puts an arm around her*

*The demoness makes a disgruntled face* What, so they can write horse on it? No thank-you. *She leans into Murdoc*

Dear, you’re… *he sighs, kissing her forehead* You’re adorable, ya’know?