Sarcastic with a Dash of Indifference

like if a drink is gonna taste bad, then I want it to at least Fuck Me Up, and if a drink isn’t gonna fuck me up, then i want it to taste real nice. but you can’t have a drink that both fails to fuck you up, AND fails to taste good. that’s cheating. and that’s beer.

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

things are heating up in the spongebob fandom , huh

Is everyone just gonna ignore the fact that the original post is calling squidward out as a virgin??

I dont think anyone doubts that. I was just confirming the obvious right there.