Mouse Like You Mean It

is he…….you know…….*claps hands together and slaps the floor*……..an alchemist? 

This is the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever seen

oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill

No porn on tumblr we describe our nudes in detail instead

today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

be ur own father!! let urself down!!!!

C-3PO, but with bad image recognition, just walking around Tatooine with his hands over his eyes being constantly scandalized by the sand dunes because his AI tells him he’s surrounded by an endless expanse of nude flesh.