Hey. Reach out your hand I got something for ya.

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

habitable zones

*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.

this is hilarious + its even funnier if u kno that eye of newt is probably mustard seed

so who else was today years old when they learned that “eye of newt” is mustard seed and not the literal eye of a newt or am i just dumb

no wonder my potions never work the way they should

lord forgive me but i’m back in my pjs

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

the business majors you didn’t oppress? they’re running the Wendys twitter now

Anyway god told Eve she would die if she ate the apple because he’s a liar and can only function through threats and fear. Now that our eyes are open, as stated in Genesis 3:4-5, god can only demand our worship, thus creating the eternal damnation of hell as a threat. If he lied about the apple, surely he could also be lying about being bound to eternal damnation for denying his will and committing what he considers to be sin? In this essay I will

“I was in Wisconsin and 12 when Princess Diana and her lover Dodi Al-Fayed were killed in Paris. You can feel the T.V., it’s warm.”

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

one direction was right… she’s insecure