teehee

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

“Psychologist G. Stanley Hall, one of the movement’s leaders, recommended that Christ himself be buffed up as a way of increasing Protestantism’s appeal. In a public opinion survey, Hall discovered that most viewers turned to words like “sick, unwashed, sissy, ugly, feeble” when presented with a standard painting of Christ on the cross. Hall advocated a Jesus with muscles and bulk, fighting back against his persecutors rather than succumbing meekly to crucifixion.”

the canonical gospels won't tell you how Jesus peeled himself off the cross, ripped a thunderstruck centurion clean in half, then climbed back up there and died by choice like a man. I think it's in one of the gnostic ones though

Stupid bitch

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

who gives a fuck about that stupid metal bastard BRING BACK IRISH AMERICAN CHAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

flies towards you loudly and stings you painfully many times for no reason

i dont even want to do this

there's no cock anymore no ones getting dicked down ever again they just announced that the last cock was found and sucked by a fisherman in argentina