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Shimin coming back to himself only to find out Zetian has acquired a toxic-masculinity husband and Yizhi an opressor nonbinary partner that they both betrayed... and that they are not talking to each other: I LEAVE YOU TO GO BE A ROBOT FOR ONE YEAR-
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I love reading Iron Widow, also known as Fuck Around and Heavenly Tyrant, also known as Find Out
Got accused by other authors of trying to deliberately discourage aspiring writers to "thin [my] competition" by being too honest about my bad experiences with publishing and how it's a business first and foremost that does not hold book quality as its #1 priority so here's a generic "CHASE YOUR DREAMS!!" video I guess
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Another commission for @xiranjayzhao about their Iron Widow book! This time a lil fun 50-shades meme about their Iron Widow sequel, Heavenly Tirant, I cannot wait until it's out this december!! I'm so hyped!!!
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I'm ded. Deceased. I'm not here. This is my ghost talking
As of now, I never had an abortion.
But what I had was
- repeated sex ed lessons during varying times in my schooling, the first time at age 10
- easy access to safe and correct information about sex and sexual health when my parents were too embarrassed to teach me about it
- effortless, timely and affordable access to medical care, counseling and birth control, before and after I became sexually active
- not been impregnated against my will
- not suffered a medical emergency that warranted a termination.
Maybe think about providing the right tools and circumstances before not providing a choice?
- A Mage's Guide to Human Familiars (R'iyah Family Archives: Volume Book 1), A.J. Sherwood
During Boromirās death scene in the Fellowship of the Ring film, you a hear a choir in the soundtrack. The choir isnāt singing random vowel sounds; theyāre actually singing in Elvish.
The English translation of the lyrics? Itās a line from the books: āI do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only what they defend.ā
For bonus hurt pointsā in the book, those lines were said by his little brother Faramir.
will anything go as hard as lotr like this ever again? we might never know
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ā Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows
so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and heās cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldnāt really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.
someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo
PLS i swear i saw this in another version of this post but i canāt find it now š
if anyone knows who wrote this scenario tag them so they can have credit asldfjslkf
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I'll do it for you, creamy
It has happened.
I have purchased Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus
Will provide updates
ITāS HERE
Iām going to start it pretty soon. Iām for some reason locked out of my student account and email and IT was no help as usual, so what is there to do except read a parody romance novel written specifically to spite J.K. Rowling?
Chuck Tingle has more or less become a meme because of his bizarre titles and covers and because of the Hugo fiasco, but Iāve heard relatively little about what itās like to actually read his work and I frankly have no idea what to expect or if I should go into this with expectations at all
This book isā¦surprisingly easy to take seriously as a book. I donāt know what Iām trying to say. But itās like. A Book and not just an extended joke. Like on some level itās not particularly terribly written nor does the plot like, completely exist in service to theā¦whatever humor is derived from the self-aware absurdity of the premise
AFSGFBCHH??
I love that heās not even described as a humanoid dinosaur. Heās just sexy goth tattooed Severus snape and heās also a parasaurolophus and we are left to just figure it out
I have to talk about what is going on with the worldbuilding. Like this is a parody. Of Harry Potter. But thereās an entirely different magic system andā¦.everything???
In summary
there doesnāt appear to be a statute of secrecy type thing magic is just fully integrated with the modern world and modern technology
Harriet is a wizard, but that means that she creates spells by typing them out in long manuscripts, which on one level is a nod to the book publishing industry but on another level is kind of interesting in of itself
thereās a??? spellcasting industry??
there are different types of magic users other than wizards, and they appear to be based on the d&d classes
or at least, bards exist and they are distinct from wizard
the dinosaur is a bard
Bigfeet exist and they are integrated with modern society
there are sentient motorcycles and no one finds this in any way unusual
THE DINOSAUR IS A BARD?!?!?!
ā¦Warlocks in this world get their powers from a pact with Chuck Tingle
The fourth wall break is killing me.
The sexy dinosaur is also trans
As much as I love skillfully crafted satire that takes deft jabs at the flaws of the thing itās lampooning, thereās also something charming about how every character in this book has a name blatantly and hilariously derived from a Harry Potter character regardless of how most of their roles in the story barely resemble anything like characters in Harry Potter.
ā¦You know, Iām not even sure Chuck Tingle has read Harry Potter.
Iām back to reading. Does chocolate milk have intoxicating effects on sentient motorcycles??
ā¦sentences I never thought Iād write
um im lowkey getting feels from this like there are some genuinely emotionally resonant bits in here what the fuck
chuck tingleās magic system is unironically better than jk Rowlingās Iām sorry
Iām so sorry to sample the sex scene but. āsexualis secondusā just killed me. I have been pronounced dead by this book. im obliterated this is indescribable
I.
I literally have no idea how to describe what Iām experiencing right now. Like this is a somewhat poorly edited parody adult dinosaur romance novel but. Itās genuinely?? Creative?? In a lot of ways???? And thereās a lot of heart to it, a lot of genuine powerful messages about identity and about art and creativity and the fourth-wall-breaking device isā¦I canāt explain it because that would spoil it but itās actually pulled off so well?????
This is not like, a humorous joke story this guy did for Being a Little Shit and Spite reasons, itās like actually in its themes and message a genuine āfuck youā to j.k. Rowlingās transphobia even though itās this absolutely wild janky batshit story and I have never experienced anything like this in my LIFE
I did not expect my adhd little heart to be touched by understanding of my fears about creativity and writing and its place in my life. Not like this. What the fuck. What the fuck.
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Chuck Tingle Rules, Actually! His works take place in a semi-self-consistent universe iirc?
This is a great book. I need to read the sequel!
@lexieheron @howtotameyourillyrian i need this book!!! We all need this book.
Can I haz please?
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How about we meet up weekly and read this piece of art together. But please in a very dramatic and serious way! āSexualis secondsā š I canāt!! @howtotameyourillyrian
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I did it
