Relentless Enthusiasm

This is what decades of stripping the working class of their rights looks like.

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

My mentality switched to this halfway through high school and life went from being bad to being fucking awesome really quickly.

2016 concept: healing, growing, loving

And gettin money

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

Books/movies are imaginary people solving real problems. Sports are real people solving imaginary problems

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider