Relentless Enthusiasm

This is what decades of stripping the working class of their rights looks like.

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

My mentality switched to this halfway through high school and life went from being bad to being fucking awesome really quickly.

2016 concept: healing, growing, loving

And gettin money

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

Books/movies are imaginary people solving real problems. Sports are real people solving imaginary problems