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spell [3]. | corpse husband

part one ; part two

-> Pairing: Corpse Husband x Fem!Reader

-> Genre: Fluff

-> Warnings: Anxiety, Self Doubt, Cursing, Hate Comments

-> A/N: here’s the long awaited part three! it’s definitely longer than the last chapters, but genuinely thank you all for 300 followers in literally 4 days lol. also, i wrote this under the small assumption that corpse’s main love language is physical touch!

corpse husband taglist is closed!

You didn’t realize that it was possible to shake so much. You were practically panicking- just from standing in front of an apartment door, ready to knock and meet the man who changed your life.

You’d woken up this morning bright and early. The Facetime call was still on with Corpse and small snores could be heard from his line. You had prayed that he’d gotten at least more than an hour, but doubted it as you hung up and sent a message about when you’d be leaving.

Corpse soon messaged back saying that he was awake as you finally finished packing- you’d stopped last night when he called- so you got in your car and drove the two hours it took to get to San Diego.

So now you stood in front of his apartment, practically trembling. Why you were so anxious, you didn’t know. You’d been talking to him for how long now? And it was never awkward.

But things could easily change when you met him in real life, couldn’t they?

You shook those thoughts out of your head and mustered up enough courage to knock on Corpse’s door, already becoming out of breath from such a simple gesture.

A crash sounded from in the apartment, followed by a small ‘fuck’ that made your heart flip. Soon after, the door opened and you looked up, finally coming eye to eye with him. You couldn’t help the grin that stretched across your face, mirroring his own as he smiled at you as well.

“Hi.” You internally smacked yourself for not saying more, but that’s truly all that could come out of your mouth at the moment.

“Hey. You’re uh- you’re so much prettier in real life.” Corpse responded, looking nearly everywhere but you.

You flushed. “And you’re super attractive, but I already suspected that.”

You could tell he was taken aback by your compliment because he suddenly became even more shy, silently moving out of the doorway and gesturing for you to enter.

“I’m going to film again with everyone in a few minutes, but first I can show you my bedroom so you can make yourself comfortable.” Corpse said after he closed the door. “You can sleep in there and I’ll stay on the couch-“

“Absolutely not.” You interjected, “I’m not kicking you out of your bed.”

“But you’re the guest and I’m not about to let you sleep on my couch.”

“And you’re the owner of this apartment and I’m not going to take over your space like that. I’m sleeping on the couch.”

Corpse groaned and reached his arm out towards you. You thought he was going to just shove your shoulder away for being stubborn, but instead he wrapped his arm completely around your shoulders, pulling you into his side as a hug. You grinned and turned, giving him a full hug and resting your cheek against his chest as his chin laid on your head.

“I’m for real glad you came to visit.” He murmured into your hair, squeezing you a bit tighter before letting go. “Do you wanna stream with me tonight or just chill and watch?”

꧁꧂

“Corpse is streaming Among Us again with Sean, Felix, Rae, Sykkuno, Dave, and Leslie!”

“Where’s Y/N? I miss #CorpseY/N !!”

Twitter was truly your go-to platform when you were bored. You’d been scrolling on it for about thirty minutes now, laying on a small couch that Corpse had in his gaming room.

The man himself was sitting across the room at his desk, talking loudly as he defended himself from being accused as Imposter.

You continued to scroll, feeling a little anxious that somehow Corpse just magically knew that you were looking through your ship tag with him. These were your only worried thoughts until you went past your first… unsavory comment of the day.

“Y/N isn’t playing with them again today. Maybe she finally got the hint that they don’t want her around.”

You rolled your eyes and ignored it, but couldn’t help the rather loud sigh that escaped your lips.

“Hey, guys, I’m going to mute the mic for a second. Everything’s good, don’t worry.” Corpse said into his mic before turning around and facing you. “Is everything okay?”

Turning the phone off and laying it on your chest, you contemplated telling Corpse the truth. He’d just worry about you and you didn’t want that. But he already was worried about you- he’d muted Among Us just to check on you.

“Why are people so mean to others?”

Corpse studied you for a minute before patting his lap. “Come here.”

You quirked an eyebrow. “Excuse me?”

“You're excused. Now come here.”

You stood up and cautiously walked towards the man, who sat before you expectantly. He playfully rolled his eyes and grabbed your wrist, pulling you into his lap sideways. Your back rested against one arm of his gaming chair while your legs draped across the other.

Corpse had one arm reaching around your back, placing his fingers on the keyboard while the other rested on top of your knees, grabbing the computer mouse. You laid your head on Corpse’s shoulder, resting in the crook of his neck.

“It’s in that shipping hashtag, isn’t it? I swear- whoever says that shit about you is dead wrong. Tell me if it gets worse, I’ll put them back in their fucking place. Nobody gets to decide who I’m with or who’s worthy of me.”

You only nodded and closed your eyes, breathing in Corpse’s cologne as he unmuted his mic once more to defend his honor, much like he was ready to defend you.

꧁꧂

Your body ached.

As you had argued your first day with Corpse, you’d been sleeping on his couch for four days now. The first night was okay- his couch was rather comfortable, but it didn’t compare to a bed. Now, your back, shoulders, and neck were killing you.

Every day, 7am would roll around and you would wake up, the soreness preventing you from sleeping in longer.

Usually, you would go into Corpse’s room and talk to him as he messed around on his laptop while sitting in his bed, but today when you entered, he was finally sleeping. It was the first time you’d seen him rest since you’d arrived and you quietly left, not wanting to disturb his much-needed sleep.

You made your way to his small kitchen, pulling out the few groceries that he had in his refrigerator to make breakfast.

Corpse often ate fast foods and takeout, and apologized earlier in the week for not having much to eat. You reassured him that it was okay- that him just letting you visit was enough- and now, you were determined to make it up to him with the best breakfast in bed ever.

You were halfway through making breakfast when the soft thump of feet echoed in the doorway before a chin planted itself on your shoulder.

“Whatcha cookin?” You practically shuddered at Corpse’s morning voice before suddenly gasping and shoving him out of the kitchen.

“No! No!” You pushed him back to his room, “Stay! Go back to bed, now!”

Right as you turned to go back to the kitchen, Corpse caught your wrist and pulled you down onto the bed with him. You practically squealed as you fell, making him laugh.

“Why? What’s going on?” He turned to face you with a teasing smile.

“I was making you breakfast in bed! I was gonna surprise you when you woke up, but you ruined it.” You pouted.

“Aw, poor baby.” His hand reached up and brushed a stray hair out of your face before he traced down your jawline, reaching your chin and using his finger to tilt it up. “I think I’ve got a better surprise, though.”

You quirked an eyebrow, but before you could say anything his lips were on yours. Your heart stopped, but you almost immediately melted into his kiss, bringing your own hand up to cup his cheek while his moved to rest on your waist.

Corpse soon propped himself up on his elbow, never once leaving your lips- just deepening the kiss. He smiled and gave you a few more pecks before finally pulling away and looking at you in adoration.

“Those little hate comments? They’re wrong. If anything, I don’t deserve you. You’ve still got me under a little spell and I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

“Corpse, you deserve the world and I’d be honored to be the one to give it to you.”

“God, you’re perfect for me.”

You couldn’t say anything else. You could only lay beneath him, admiring the man who was now yours. Corpse leaned down again to capture you in another kiss, but you suddenly jerked away before you could lose yourself again.

“Shit, the pancakes!”

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spell taglist: @tanchosanke @paoisabelll @save-the-sky @yukinesekki98 @stephn-prkr @honestlyimstilllivinginthe90s @lustypielita @bi-andready-tocry @coruscaret

corpse taglist: @namjoons-crabssss @lookingforaplacetosleep @teenloves @princess00wifi @pillowjj @nvm-idgaf @creativedogs @wildflowerwhore @chillininahottub-withaghost @whyisquill @holosexualunicorn7000 @ourheavenlyemotions @corbins-kinda-smart @harryhighkey @sokkaspaintings @saturn2000 @a-dot-dev @bean04 @helena-way07 @tooturntashbash @locallolli @simonsbluee @redperson58 @reddeserths @annshit @corpsie-bby @emperor-pizza @vacaprincess @adorably-sweet-hufflepuff @rolls-and-rolex @supernovavision @bestgirlkonan @hughugh20 @theolwebshooter @johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt @shinyyoonie @milybones @propertyofdindjarin @qatiee @sunshineandrainyflowers @dontlookatmeidk @kxsmicsmain @corpsesgirl @witchybarb

Disclaimer: I try my best to not use any descriptions (that we don’t already know about Corpse) however if I accidentally do it, it is based on the idea of him in my mind and not on anything else. Please respect his privacy. 

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Calm Nights (Corpse Husband x Reader) 

Summary: Both of you are laying on his bed, not being able to sleep. Cuddling in silence looking at each other. Then someone does something unexpected (its cute…nothing else ya nasty) 

Warning: very cute laughs. Adorable Corpsie

Warning: Swearing

Authors note at the bottom please read!

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“How is it that it’s 1 am and we can’t sleep? “ You softly say to Corpse as you roll over on the bed to face him. His left hand slides up and down your waist as he looks down at you with a warm smile. 

“Baby, You know I stay up late all the time. I’m not worried about me…You on the other hand should be sleeping right now. I need my daily dose of seeing your cute sleepy face cuddled up in my arms, and I can’t have that sooo,” He grabs your waist, pulling you into his chest, “ go to sleep right now. Like now. Close your eyes.” 

You try to giggle but your cheeks are too squished against him. 

Corpse lets out a soft low sigh and slowly releases you in defeat. You lay your head on his right arm, as his left moves up to touch your hair. It feels so nice, almost enough to make you fall asleep. Almost.  You open your eyes to meet his caring gaze. It’s chill nights like these that remind you why you love him so much. Its the soft looks, the loving concern, and the yearning to just be in each others arms. The little things. 

“I fucking love you so much. You know that right?” He tiredly whispers, still sounding as nervous as when he first accidentally uttered those three words. When you don’t answer quick enough, his hand drops and his eyes begin to look around the room. Oh no baby. Quickly you grab his hand, press it to you’re cheek and place both of yours on against his jaw, cupping his face. 

“Hey baby. I know, I know. I love you more.” 

He lets out a low gasp, and gives you a small smile. He gets surprised every single time you say it back, almost like he’s not used to hearing it. I need to tell him I love him more often.  Trying to hold in your big smile, you bite you lip. Corpse’s gaze now moves down your face. Time to make a move…Go on Corpse. Don’t be shy. He lightly grabs the back of your neck, pulling you in. You close your eyes, then feeling something on your face. Probably my hair. Its always in the way.  You can feel the tip of his nose graze yours. 

When suddenly you pull your head away from his hands, moving it to the side. 

“ACHOOOOOO” Corpse quickly flinches, eyes completely wide. 

“Holy crap! You just scared the shit out of me babe. Geeze.” You sniffle, bringing the collar of his shirt that you “borrowed” to wipe your nose. 

“So no bless you?” You laugh at his shock. He drops his arms, and turns over. What a baby. “Come on, it was funny! Admit it was.” You try hugging him from the back and he gently shoves you off. 

“I wanted my kiss, but nooooo. I guess not. Good luck falling asleep now” So this is how we are gonna play. You may be the Gamer, my dear Corpse. But I’m gonna win. 

“That’s fine. It’s not like I’m the only person that can actually get you to sleep. I’m just gonna go to the guest room then.” You pull the blanket off your legs, and repeat his words, “Good luck falling asleep now.”  He abruptly turns over, and yanks you back into the bed. You fall with a thump against his chest. I knew it 

“Did I say something right now? I don’t think I uttered a single word. I don’t know what you are talking about baby. Let’s fall asleep. That was the plan, right?” Corpse nuzzles into the crook of your neck, his soft smile pressed against you. 

“Mhm.That’s what I thought.” 

You and Corpse cuddle for what feels like and probably are hours. His breaths slow and you turn over. He finally was able to fall asleep. 

“I love you so much. You deserve to hear it more often.” Lightly kissing his forehead, you turn and peacefully fall asleep. 

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Authors note: 

Hey guys This is my first time actually uploading fics myself (I used to write them with a friend (years ago) and she would upload them for us) So I don’t really know how things work. However, If you would like to be added to the tags, (so you’ll be notified when I post another one of these) please check my pinned post!! For more info on that

I hope everyone is enjoying reading these. Trust me, there are many more to come…I may or may not have a list.

ALSO!! I will be writing a series (they will be stand alone chapters aka not related) But its called… Comfort Corpse…(maybe I’ll think of a better name)

Ex. Corpse comforting you through a bad day/period pains/nightmare, etc. Give me any suggestions as to what comfort you want!!

you’re beautiful[oneshot]

corpse x youtuber!reader [requested]

“What if I just..” Your voice trailed on, the volume being monotone from the boredom you were facing. You’d been streaming for hours now, trying your best in countless games, winning and losing some.

— corpse husband x reader

synopsis: the option to wear a flower hat makes everyone happy!

warnings: some cursing! but that's all!

angie's love note: it's almost 2 AM so I apologize if this is absolute garbage! I haven't written a fic in a while so I'm a little rusty!!

"Hey everyone! Welcome back to my stream! Today I'll be playing a new game called Among Us, but no stress! I'll be playing with some familiar faces such as Sean, you may know him as jacksepticeye and Felix who you may know as pewdiepie and some of their friends! They invited me to join them today since it will be my first time playing. Also between you and me, Felix and I have a score to settle from our last stream together," Y/N rambled into her mic chatting away and answering questions from her quick moving chat.

"Y/N! Say hi my favorite little flower!" screamed Sean, excitement dripped with each of his words.

"Hey! I'm Y/N with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entire-" a deep voice cut her off as she approached the ending of her introduction.

"Wait wait wait, where's the B?" Asked the voice with genuine amusement.

"Holy shit dude, did you just like wake up? Are you sick? I remember my 9th grade geometry teacher getting super sick once and his voice dropped for like a month, we kept asking him to say "I'm Batman" it was hilarious." Y/N finished her story smiling at the memory, as a chorus of laughs made their way into her headset.

"Oh my god," spoke Felix, "I knew her reaction would be funny but I didn't think she'd do it that way." He finished continuing to try and slow his breathing from his previous fit of laughter.

"Y/N the person who just spoke was Corpse, if I had his voice I'd probably die, too much power you know?" said Sean, which made the others let out another round of laughs.

"Yeah man, especially with that sexy accent you have goin for you," spoke the voice again, pulling her in once more. "Anyways it's nice to meet you Y/N, Felix made me reply to you because he wanted to hear your reaction, I'm Corpse but you already know that."

"It's nice to meet you too! — Actually it's really nice to meet you all," she corrected herself, "The boys talk so much about you all I just couldn't help myself and had to see you all for myself. Though I do apologize in advance, once I get the hang of this I'll probably kill you."

"This is your first time?" asked Sykkuno, to say he was excited to hear of a first time player was, well, a big understatement.

"Yes it is but I'm teaching her how to play, right Y/N?" shouted Sean into his mic.

"What? No! It's me!" argued Felix.

"Hey while you three fight over who gets to teach me, can someone show me how to change my color?" pleaded Y/N, not liking the bright orange given to her.

"Go to the laptop, click on it and the colors should pop up, along with hats, clothes, kids, pets all that cool shit," responded Corpse.

"Ooh I think I'll be white! OMG! Corpse look! They have a pretty flower!" shouted an excited Y/N. "Will you wear one with me?" she asked, speaking to him specifically. The chat of streamers quieted down, waiting to hear his response.

"Yeah of course I will," he replied happily, moving his character over to the small computer, and within seconds the devil horns that once adored his avatar were gone, only to be replaced by a small pink flower.

Yet another chorus of sounds could be heard through the chat. This time it was a collection of the words "Simp" or the occasional "Aww" that exploded not only through Corpse's headset but also his chat.

"Hey stop being mean! I think he's the prettiest flower of them all!" and with her content nod, the game soon started.

i live in norfolk virginia, and there’s this guy called the black widow who lives here

he does operate kind of like a real superhero, and he stops car break-ins and stuff like that! apparently he even stopped a case of domestic violence once. i don’t know if a lot of people know he exists, but he definitely seems like a nice dude, and he has a lot of articles centered around him

but. there’s also a supervillain?

this is Man Man, founder of “AdaManMantium inc.” He is both legally and occupationally a supervillain. that’s not even a joke he has actual paperwork designating himself as a supervillain. he even has a business card

Man Man is pretty obsessed with “testing” the black widow in a lot of different ways. like. man man threatened to give his (man man’s) cat to a kill shelter if the black widow didn’t solve a riddle he gave him (whether he actually did it or not i have no idea)

and he also got 35 people to donate blood once the black widow solved ANOTHER riddle which was cool, and there was also this time where he went to a gay bar and told people that if they bought drinks he’d send the equivalent of the money they spent to the westboro baptist church (but since they refused he sent them to a charity)

one of his more recent schemes included… going to the mayor of the city and trying to get him to outlaw masks.

the reason im telling this to you. is because

my mom is dating man man?

blocked out the private stuff but you can definitely see that its the same guy (and also him cosplaying as. Him.)

my mom has always had questionable taste in men (she had a crush on onision a while ago) but like. she’s dating an actual supervillain now which i think is fucking hysterical

these screenshots are only from like 4 or 5 different candles but i could’ve grabbed plenty more.