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The hands

this is truly the best video that has ever blessed this website

serotonin? in this economy?

this is it, we’ve found the ultimate specimen of millennial humor

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

(youth pastor voice) you know who really has big dick energy? the lord 

Feeling dumb bitch energy flowing thru my very being

I feel like a few people I know could stand to read this.

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”