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Taraji P. Henson (aka Cookie on Empire) DOESN’T KNOW WHO DUMBLEDORE IS.

Watch the travesty that unfolded on Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show below. (The whole video is hilarious, but skip ahead to 2:20 if you want to cut to the chase.):

Kylie Jenner and Tyga want to have hotter sex than Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, which has got to be pretty much impossible, right? Like, c'mon…

Oh, and just a few more things before we go…

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s name for their unborn son has been revealed, and it’s the greatest thing that’s ever happened to this planet.

Yes, really. Would we lie to you?

So, are you ready to learn Kimye’s new baby name, or nah? Like, are you really ready? Prepare yourselves.

Here it is folks: Easton West. Yeah, we know, we’re dead too. Like, dead forever and ever.

Blac Chyna has the most hilarious 18th birthday message for Kylie Jenner, you guys.

BC said KJ needs to cut up her Toys ‘R’ Us credit card. Dead. Dead. Dead.

Kanye West has had ENOUGH of Kylie Jenner copying Kim Kardashian’s style! He thinks she needs to find her own look. I mean…

Lindsay Lohan claimed to have handled Whitney Houston’s dead body during her stint at the L.A. County Morgue as part of her court-ordered community service…

Turns out, she was LYING.

Paris Hilton just dropped $13,000 on her new dog.

Yep. Thirteen THOUSAND dollars. For a dog. A dog!

This dog is supposedly the world’s smallest Pomeranian, and for that hefty price tag, he must be pretty amazing… and Paris seems to agree, since she named him Mr. Amazing.

Smell ya later, Tinkerbell.

The great Joan Rivers has died at the age of 81.

Here’s to you and all the laughs you gave us, Joan!

Robin Williams died of an apparent suicide today.

There are no words.

Halle Berry let it slip…

Her nipple, that is.

Zac Efron was spotted sucking face with Michelle Rodriguez…

Chris Brown had to be straight-up CARRIED out of a Hollywood club after the 2014 BET Awards.

Too drunk to… you know.

There’s a chick who looks kind of like Elsa from “Frozen” (you know, as much as any real human could ever look like a cartoon).

Basically, the girl is blonde-haired, blue-eyed, thin, and pretty… SO SHE’S A DEAD-RINGER FOR ELSA. Obviously.

We may never know why this Disney Princess wannabe so very clearly goes out of her way to get people to tell her she looks like Elsa (c’mon, she does her makeup like Elsa, takes pictures next to Elsa cutouts at Blockbuster Video, dresses up like Elsa and goes back to Blockbuster Video to take pictures with the DVDs, and even went to prom as Elsa… enough already, WE GET IT!), but she hit the beach earlier this week (in a blue bikini, of course, because LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE ELSA!!), and one thing’s for sure, she’s got a body that is definitely NOT G-rated.