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THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

i don't need to take this from some dumb bitch with no cutie mark

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

i was meant to swim in rivers and run around barefoot and create art and tend to what grows from the ground. NOT go to this fuck ass job

this website is so full of morbidly depressed people its kind of refreshing actually. no glamour no spectacle of a perfect life even the biggest blogs here are run by suicidal transsexuals with messy rooms who have strange sexual fantasies. found my people

you gotta write for your dick not the stats

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

can't wait until i have a wife so i can say "i love my wife" and introduce her to people by saying "i'd like you to meet my wife" and get out of boring social engagements by saying "i have to go home to my wife" and talk about her to anyone who will listen to me because she's my wife and i adore her

No Noise November. everyone shut up

when we're done booping i think tumblr should bring back porn

Draw badly. Write nonsensically. Embroider messily. Burn what you bake and cook. Get paint everywhere. Read half a book. Lose your mind for a bit. Plant things. Have faith in the process. Abandon 70 wood-carving projects. Get a kit and do some of it and never return to it. Get comfortable with sucking and losing motivation. Continue to create with reckless abandon.

Casually dropping his hyper fixation into the convo so he’s forced to talk to me for another hour

we don't even celebrate fingers in his ass sunday anymore

on wikipedia straight up "learning it". and by "learning it" i mean, lets just say.. information

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue