Hiya Buddy

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

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Brown is a beautiful color FUCK all the propaganda trying to convince us its ugly.

Don't ever fucking listen to the Sad Beige Moms, beige and brown can be used to AMAZING effect to make the homiest coziest shit you've ever seen.

You don't understand. I'm not writing fanfiction 😈💋💦🌶🥵, I'm writing fanfiction 🍉🐸💣🦴🫂🥸🍞⛵👽❄🐵🤔

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

Today’s Friday, though.

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what