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um actually you can join the army at 16

but you need your mum to write you a permission slip

now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid

yes

that being said landlords are parasitoids

[Image ID: Tumblr tags (punctuation added by describer) reading: prev parasites don't intend to kill the host and parasitoids do. That isn't to say parasites Can't...but they don't want to because if the host dies they like will too!! It is an accident if the host die. A tapeworm wants you to live because you are feeding it. If you die it stops eating! So it will be careful with you. A parasitoid doesn't care. Like baby wasps eating the insect they were lain in by Mama; by the time dies the wasp can move on to its next snack. /End ID]

gay son or thot daughter? how about gay thoughts?