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I wanna do the Donāt Rush Challenge but, I would literally just be me changing into several outfits and I donāt know how to do that many transitions on Tik Tok. And at this point Iām too afraid to as the Gen Zers for guidance. So Castleport c/o 2000 and incoherent mumble because I refuse to acknowledge us getting this old, whoāsĀ down to try?
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tana: you and your intrigue can find another impeccably microwaved bowl of pasta to judge elsewhere with all that 'that's sad san'.
[....]
tana: you chief and stress eat with far-star takeout?
mercy: I ain't mean to hit you with that "das sad"
mercy: it was only a lil sad š¤§
mercy: actually nope. just stress eat and a lifetime biopic with not trash singing.
marleysmontageā:
Donāt worry - if Ja Rule comes anywhere near us Iāll take him down. I can be scary when I want to be. Okay, one dog for now.Ā I hope you know Iām dead serious. Weāll be the coolest dog moms!
Cute and scrappy. The true makings of an early 00ā²s star right there Marley. But what does constitute the coolest dog moms?
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tana: I swear this strain I got is making a chef out of me.
tana: [sends photo of chicken alfredo]
tana: name brand sauce check. ā
mercy: is that not ragu alfredo mix?
mercy: you got the fat bitch in me intrigued.
mercy: but smoking and chefing up pasta? damn that's kinda sad san š¬
inkedsevansā:
Might wanna put that order in ācause it never actually stopped. Nothing says doomed like a name tattoo of a person you had to win back through a TikTok dance, thatās how Shakespeare did it.Ā
I feel like you skipped a whole lotta damn steps in there Sam. So youāre telling me, folks arenāt singing on IG live anymore? Theyāre dancing on Tik Tok doing all 76 parts of the renegade? Wow.
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marleysmontageā:
Weād become household names! We could buy whatever we want! Donate to charity! Adopt every dog from every shelter!
A film and food festival? Weād be goddesses among the mere mortals in the county. Although if Ja Rule if comes up to us trying to take it to the next level, we definitely gotta say no. Although we can adopt one dog from one shelter currently. Thatās feasible for us. Weāll alternate weeks and weekends.
Takeout and Tarkovsky - I should start to trademark themed film nights. If anyone needs me (or wants to watch a movie) this is where Iāll be until Iām absolutely forced to move.
You absolutely should. Trademark, get some food trucks from Portland in on it, and play a bunch of classics. Charge 10 a ticket, weād make a killing.
You know within the next few months Netflix is going to release either a documentary about Castleport, or a made for television movie. And to be honest, I donāt know which one is worse.
You know what... I wouldnāt be surprised if Lifetime did a movie based on our town first. Iāll be Macy from Castletown and itāll be apart of the the September Movie Marathon about a bunch of angry youths who all do stupid things.
Whenever Iām having a weird day at work I try to remember nothing will ever come close to the weirdness that was the time back in Boston when this guy insisted on getting his wifeās nameā¦well letās just say in a reallyā¦sensitive area. Really puts those complaints about tribal tats into perspective.
I feel like I need someone to make me another pot of greens and black eyed peas for all the bad juju I just read. You mean to tell me, outside of the kids on the shade room, folks is still getting names tatted?Ā
Honestly, more and more lately I wonder how easy it would be to leave Castleport again and never return. Then Iām reminded that the reason I returned is still at large and that thought is destroyed.Ā
You know, when you make statements like that Iām reminded of that statement that even broken clocks are right twice a day. Go run like the wind before someone important notices.
You donāt owe Castleport nothinā.
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Along with the cute girl scouts outside of the rec center, Iāve set out my new piece a la Banksy. So if you see re-purposed cheese balls container outside the building with a large decorative R on the front, do me a favor and drop a couple of coins along with what you think the R stands for.
teecohencā:
Hey, I never said anything about roguish men. I think youāre projecting just a little bit. Besides, if I did, you know youād be the first to know.Ā
I might be projecting... just a little. Want me to call some of the roguish boys I know? Well the ones from out of town.
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tana: box wine taste better than zero notifications, just saying.
tana: how old is she? is she old and corny so I need to go to facebook to see hide my chin angles with heart stickers on the photo, or young and corny, so instagram to see there piss-yellow filters. I'm just trying to see something.
cedes: is santana lopez telling me she knows the taste of zero notifications? damn that's a day I never thought I'd see coming.
cedes: girl don't get actually sent to the state pen trying to fight 'I haven't accepted that I'm 55 so I still have all my titties out for the men of Castleport on Facebook" Susan Porter. You don't deserve that bossip headline.
So crazy Eli is gonna retire after this season, but itās an honor to play with him in his last season. Dude has a fuck ton of wisdom and pointers, but the game wonāt be the same without his spirit. On a lighter note, I apparently just got a deal with postmates for free deliveries for life soā¦must use that power for good and not for gaining midnight ice cream weight. Itās an uphill battle, but I intended on beating it.
Well damn, hereās to hoping you stay in the game that long? But who cares because you could very well, live well with your free postmates for life.
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teecohencā:
I think I could do that. Hey, what do you mean concerned?Ā
Who are these roguish men who are helping you get some alone time? And how have I never met them?
basicallybreeā:
Thatās exactly what Iām going for, yes. If I manage to find out the secret, I will be sure to let you know.
If I could just get a quarter of the knee strength of Megan Thee Stallion, I think thatād be enough Oprah power for me.
