A Real-Life™ Human Person! (With Actual Feelings®)

she's bald except for the ponytail

That’s a warrior’s cut

Mrs warrior is crying because her wife just got diagnosed with fatal bookshelf-brain

god...

i’ll be using that yawn emoji a lot. thank you

There two plus 🎃👻

That's a YAWN emoji??

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Hi I live in Richmond VA and I love my city so much, this morning 60 people woke up to find old television sets just sitting on their porches or lawns. Even better, those with security cameras recorded the person(s) responsible and they cannot be identified because they were wearing a jumpsuit and tv on their head

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

im not bovered

ello yewchube

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked