Its kinda weird that in 2017 i was so obsessed with the boys.
Now its 2026, im no longer fully updated with their life and having a real life and its called adulting đĽš
Im still a carat, but an old one.

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Its kinda weird that in 2017 i was so obsessed with the boys.
Now its 2026, im no longer fully updated with their life and having a real life and its called adulting đĽš
Im still a carat, but an old one.

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Hello guys. its been so long ive been in hiatus making ass shit jokes of svt đ Here a hoshi fanart by me. Hope you guys love it. i will celebrating Eid â¤ď¸đŤ
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can i req a âhow would svt react if their s/o holds their hand a little forcefully when they(svt) are feeling very tired/not in the mood?â thank u!!!
Joshua, Jun, Wonwoo,Woozi, The8 & Vernon would give your hand an affectionate squeeze aswell, which would be their way of letting you know theyâre all right.
S.Coups, DK, Mingyu,Seungkwan & Dino would look down at you and smile, saying, âHey, donâtworry about me, Iâm just fine.â
Jeonghan & Hoshiwould lean their head on your shoulder, and say, âAlright, Iâm done pretendingIâm not tired⌠Let me just stay like this for a while, okay?â
thank you for your request!!
How seventeen lured me into them đ
Wonwoo : r u into rap?
Vernon : kinda
Wonwoo : so who's your favourite rapist?
Vernon :
Vernon : THAT IS NOT HOW YOU CALL THEM
How are you? I hope well! Can you do a rfa+v and Saeran having to do seven minutes in heaven? Like honestly not even as drunk just sober. (Requests aren't open;-; but maybe later? Also I rlly love your blog like I'm most done with the masterlist^°^)
Authorâs note: I hope you guys like this!!!! iâm still rusty ok itâs been awhile edit: I FORGOT V AGAIN someone please send in a request that says âadd vâ so I remember to edit him in here
Yoosung
âYou wanna play cards? I broughtthem with me so we wouldnât be bored!!â
Does he⌠Does he really not know what weâre supposed to be doing?
You looked down at Yoosung, whowas already on sitting on the floor shuffling the deck
âLemme guess⌠youâve never playedSeven minutes in Heaven.â
Yoosung paused for a second beforeshaking his head
You sat down next to him andsmiled
Heâs so cuteâŚ
âSo what game do you wanna play,MC?â
But then again, this ISSeven minutes in heaven
âStrip Poker.â
Yoosungâs face turned bright red
âH-Huh? Strip?â
You smirked
âIâll start.â
In one quick moment, your shirtwas thrown across the room
âOkay, now youâre turn.â
Yoosung who had now achieved anew shade of red blatantlystared at your chest
âI-I⌠uhh, w-well-â
âSAY SOMETHING, YOU IDIOT!!!â
What the hell?
Yoosung looked behind you
âI think it came from the otherside of the door.â
You stood up and opened the closetdoor, and in tumbled Zen and Jumin.
âSo,â you crossed your arm andlooked down at the two very guilty looking boys, âYou wanna explainyourselves?â
The two of them began stutteringout excuses
âW-Well Yoosungâs never playedbefore-â
â-I heard you were taking off yourshirt-â
â-And I thought he might needguidance-â
â-So I wanted to hear the rest.â
You glared at them
âFirst, Jumin donât be a perv, andsecond-â
âWe were in the middle ofsomething.â
You looked back at Yoosung, whohad taken off his shirt
âAnd now that MC and I are even, Iâdlike to get back to the game.â
Despite the confidence behind Yoosungâswords, his face was as red as ever
You turned back around and smirked
âYou heard the man!â
Jumin and Zen slowly got up, bothmumbling curses under their breath.
You closed the door behind them
âNow, where were we?â
In the end the two of you endedup stripping to your underwear and then just playing go fish for the rest ofthe time
Zen
âW-What? I canât be in a closet alone with MC!! How will I controlmyself?â
You walked over to the closet andgave Zen a smirk
âWho says you need to?â
0.1 seconds later Zen was standingin the closet how the hell did he even get there so fast???
You closed the door andturned around
âSo,â you clapped your handstogether, âShow me what you got.â
Zen smirked
âYou sure you can handle it?â
You raised an eyebrow, âI thinkyou already know the answer to that.â
Zen smiled
âThis is gonna be-â
Was all Zen could get out beforehitting his head on the light
âOhhh s-shitttâŚâ
You rushed over to Zen, who wasnow bent over in pain
âAre you okay? Do you need ice?How bad does it hurt?â
Zen looked up at you with hazyeyes
âSlooowww down, youuuâreee talkingwayyyy toooo fast!!!â
Iâm not sure whatâs more concerning⌠Zenâs slurred speech or the giantlump forming on his forehead.
âWe need to get you out of hereright-â
âNO! I want to give you⌠seven minutesâŚinâŚâŚ.â
THUD
âUHHHHHHH, GUYSOPENTHEDOORZENJUSTPASSEDOUT.â
âHe did WHAT?â
Jaehee swung to door open, hereyes immediately traveling down to unconscious Zen
âWhat happened to his face? Andwhy is the closet light busted??â
The rest of the RFA stood behindher, patiently awaiting your answer
âWell,â you looked down at Zen andsmirked, âI guess he unleashed the beast a little too early.â
Jaehee
As soon as Jaehee closed the doorshe sunk down to the floor and sighed
âFinally⌠peace and quiet.â
You nodded, sitting down next toher
âWho the hell let Seven DJ anyways?â
Jaehee laughed, âI donât know, butit was a horrible decision.â
It wouldâve been fine if he just turned the damn the volume downâŚ
You looked over at Jaehee, who wasresponding to an email on her phone
âWorkâs got you pretty busy, huh?â
She gave you a sarcastic glare
âDoesnât it always?â
The two of you began ranting aboutJumin and the rest of the RFA
âI mean, does he think Iâm justmade out of cat toys? He canât keep-â
âWait⌠Jaehee?â
âYeah?â
âI think our seven minutes are up⌠Did theyforget about us?â
Jaehee checked her phone
âItâs been 12 minutes,â she lookedback over at you and smiled, âso I think itâs safe to say they have.â
The two of you exchanged glances
Itâs so nice in hereâŚ
âYou wanna stay?â
Jaeheeâs eyes lit up
âI thought youâd never ask!â
She set her phone down and yawned
âI think⌠Iâll take a nap.â
You reached up and turned thelights off
âSounds good to me.â
You stared at the ceiling, waitingfor the drowsiness to hit you
That was when you felt somethingwarm slump on your shoulder
You looked over at Jaehee and shegave you a sleepy smile
âDo you mind if I use you as apillow?â
Be still my heart.
âY-Yeah!â
Jaehee closed her eyes, and withinthe next five minutes, she was asleep
The next morning Seven found both of you sleeping in his closet
And yes he was nakedÂ
And yes he screamed
And yes you and Jaehee both screamedback
But it was still the best sevenminutes in heaven youâve ever played even if it wasnât just seven minutes
Jumin
As SOON as the door closed he had you pinned up against the wall
âW-Woah, slow down there bud.â
Jumin closed his eyes and sighed,letting go of the grip he had on your hips
âSorry,â he backed up and ran hishands through his hair
You practically feel him holding himself back
âWhy are you so worked up??â
Jumin leaned back on the wallopposite of you
âItâs just, while we were outthere, Zen kept⌠flirting with you.â
His nose crinkled when he said theword flirting, as if it were a disgusting word
âI know secretly dating is hard,but I really think its best.â
You looked up at him, âEspecially with everything happening with yourcompanyâŚâ
Jumin nodded, taking a step towardyou
âI suppose I canât blame Zen. Youdo look ravishing tonight,â Jumin smirked
You smiled back at him, giving hima small twirl
âThank you, my boyfriend helped me pick this out.â
âI must say, your boyfriend has greattaste. I bet heâs handsome, too.â
âOh yes, extremely.â
âFIVE MINUTES LEFT YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS!!â
Sevenâs yelling interrupted yourconversation
âHmm,â Jumin looked at you, âDoyou think five minutes in enough?â
You pushed yourself off of thewall and grabbed Jumin by the tie
âWonât know unless we try.â
And as it turns out, five minuteswas more than enough time to⌠scroll through Juminâs pictures of Elly
Saeran
âSo.â
âYup.â
âThis is fun.â
âReally fun.â
For the first two minutes, thosewere the only words exchanged between you and Saeran
I have to do something to break this silence.
You cleared your throat
âUhh⌠so how are you?â
SERIOUSLY??? Is that the best I could come up with?
âIâm fine.â
ââŚCool.â
You looked down at your feet
Iâm good too, thanks for asking.
this poor child doesnât know howto socialize have mercy on him
When you looked back up at him,his eyes quickly darted away
Was he staring at me?
A light blush crossed his face
Thatâs⌠kinda cute.
You bit your lip
Well, this is seven minutesin heaven
Before your brain could tell youotherwise, you leaned forward and lightly pressed your lips against his
After getting over the initialshock that someone was actually kissing him Saeran grabbed your chin anddeepened the kiss
When you pulled away, both of youwere out of breath
You leaned back against the wall
ââŚSo.â
âYup.â
âThat was fun.â
âReally fun.â
Seven swung the door open
âTIMEâS UP!!!â
You looked at Saeran and smirked
âLetâs do this again sometime.â
Saeran followed you out the doorand grabbed your wrist
He pulled you back and lowered hisvoice so the otherâs couldnât here
âName the place and Iâll be there.â
Oh, this was going to be f u n.
Seven
ââŞâŤYEAH,YEAH, YEAH, MC AND SEVEN IN HEAVEN FOR SEVENâŞâŤâ
You looked back the rest of thegroup
âPlease help me.â
Jaehee gave you a pitying look andZen saluted you âin honor of his fallen comradeâ
Before you could anyone elseâsreaction, Seven grabbed your hand and pulled you into the closet
âYour closet is a lot smaller thanI thought it would be.â
Seven let go of your hand andlaughed
âYou do know I wear almost thesame thing every day, right?â
You reached out to feel one of hisshirts
âThis one is my favorite.â
You pointed to the shirt Yoosunghad gotten Seven for his birthday
It had a picture of the RFA on thefront and the word âfamilyâ in Arabic on the back
âMine too.â
Seven stepped closer to you
âYou wanna see why I was soexcited to get you in here?â
You felt your face heat up
âW-Well, I mean-â
âSAERAN TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!â
âWhat?â
As soon as the lights went off,Seven turned you around so you were facing the door
He wrapped his arms around you,giving you a tight hug from behind
âLook up.â
You tilted your head to look up atthe ceiling
âOh myâŚâ
Glow-in-the-dark stars werescattered all over the top of the closest, turning the dull ceiling into a tinygalaxy
âItâs beautiful.â
Seven buried his face in the crookof your neck
âSo are you.â
And thatâs when it hit you
You were literally in heaven in with Seven
âThank you.â
I like SAERAN THE MOST AND SEVEN THOSE TWO IS KILLING MEH â¤ď¸đ
hello kimbap mom đ¤ can I request a seventeen reaction to their s/o trying the cosmo flirting tips? (if you havenât watched the video by buzzfeed yet, you should definitely go check it out, itâs hilarious ;D)
Undoing your ponytail in front of himâŚ
Joshua, The8, Seungkwan & Vernon would blush because of how good your hair smells.
S.Coups, Jeonghan, Jun & DK would run a hand through your loose hair.
Hoshi, Wonwoo, Woozi, Mingyu & Dino wouldnât even know it was considered flirting. Theyâd think you were just fixing your hair.
Leaning in close for a few seconds before going back to your original spotâŚ
Joshua, Hoshi, Wonwoo, Woozi, The8, Seungkwan, Vernon & Dino would blush. âWh-what are you doing?â
Jeonghan & Mingyu would be leaning in for a kiss, but then retreat in embarrassment when they realize you werenât actually going in for a kiss.
S.Coups, Jun & DK would quickly steal a kiss from you.
Rubbing your shoulder then gently sighingâŚ
S.Coups & Jun would find it pretty sexy.
Jeonghan, Wonwoo, Woozi, Mingyu, The8 & Seungkwan would worriedly ask you if youâre feeling unwell and if you want to go home to treat your shoulder.
Joshua, Hoshi, DK, Vernon & Dino would innocently ask if you need any medication for your shoulder.
Getting that last crumb off your lipsâŚ
Jeonghan, Wonwoo, Woozi, The8, Vernon & Dino would laugh and tell you that you have a crumb on your lip.
Joshua, Hoshi, DK, Mingyu & Seungkwan would wipe the crumb off your lips with their finger before you can get to it.
S.Coups & Jun would kiss your lips and lick the crumb off.
Grabbing his buttâŚ
S.Coups & Jun would laugh. âWhat was that for?â
Jeonghan, Joshua, Wonwoo, Woozi, Mingyu, The8, Vernon & Dino would get extremely embarrassed and tell you not to do that in front of so many people.
Hoshi, DK & Seungkwan would accidentally let out a sonic scream.
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HELLO KIMBAP MOM! How have you been? I love your scenarios so much and i wanted to request a hoshi soulmate!au??? If that's okay? Preferably involving fried chicken? If not then it's alright! Take care â¤~
- âwhy⌠did this have to be my soulmate hint?â- you look down at the plate of jokbal sitting in front of you, and you regretfully take your chopsticks and pick up three or four slices of meat before shoving them into your mouth- your best friend laughs âwhatâs wrong with it?? i think itâs cute!! itâs a lot more fun than my timerâ they say while pointing at their wrist which reads â02:17:13:51â- you say âat least you know that youâre going to meet your soulmate in exactly two years, seventeen hours, thirteen minutes, and whatever seconds. you can prepare yourself for it. my soulmateâs going to find me stuffing my face with whatever he made me craveâ- your soulmate hint is probably the most frustrating one of all- you crave whatever your soulmate is eating- it isnât fun when youâre in the middle of a final, and your stomach growls, begging you to eat some tuna kimbap- it isnât fun when youâre sitting in your room in the middle of the night craving cotton candy ice cream, only to remember you donât have any at home- it isnât fun, but you obviously make him crave foods as much as he does to you, so you canât really complain- while it can be annoying at times, you like that it helps you take care of him in a way- some days, you donât get cravings at all, and you fear itâs because your soulmate hasnât eaten all day- when this happens, you head over to the first restaurant you see and order as much as your wallet allows you to, and you eat and eat until you get the slightest craving of something- it works all the time, and you sigh in relief when youâre sitting in bed, craving the exact same foods you ate earlier that day- knowing that heâs eating well makes you happier than ever- once your best friend has caught onto your soulmate hint, they got really excited- âhey!! the second youâre craving something, letâs head to the nearest restaurant that serves that!! maybe youâll be able to find him that way!!â- you exclaim âthatâs such a good idea!!!â- and while this isnât always possible, you still love to try- because finding your soulmate would be the greatest thingâŚ.. (can you imagine all the food dates HECK YEAH)- most of the time, your cravings happen during class, and it gets you so jumpy because you could be meeting him RIGHT NOW but you know thereâs nothing you can do- weekends are the best times for you to go hunting for your soulmate, so you and your best friend like to go running around the city looking for the restaurant your soulmate could be at- while walking around the shopping district with your best friend, you suddenly make a face and they ask âa craving???â and you nod your head- you say ââŚfried chicken. itâs definitely fried chicken.â- your best friend says âoh thereâs that restaurant everyoneâs always talking about!! i heard they have the BEST fried chicken, you think it could be there??â- you laugh âalmost EVERY restaurant here sells fried chicken. thereâs no way thatâd be the one.â- your friend says âyou never know!! letâs go!!â- you both hurriedly head in the direction of that restaurant, and you feel horribly disappointed when you see the long line outside- you say âthis is really not my lucky dayâŚ.â- a server suddenly walks outside asking everyone how many people are in their party- the responses range from four to six people, but when he asks you, you tell him âweâre two peopleâ- the server says âperfect, we have a table for two available, you can follow meâ- your best friend jumps up and down excitedly because theyâre excited to try the food, and also you might finally meet your soulmate!!- your best friend says âthis place has TONS of food in the menu, so all you have to do is search for someone whoâs eatingâŚ. fried chickenâŚ. ohâ- your mouth falls open in disbelief to find EVERYONE in the restaurant eating fried chicken- you say âiâŚ. am not going to find him.â- the server brings you over to your table, and you both take a seat while going through the menu- while reading through the items, your best friend suddenly exclaims âHEY I JUST HAD AN IDEAâ- you say âDONâT SCREAM LIKE THAT YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACKâ- they apologize before continuing âok i know how hard it is to fight your cravings BUTâŚ. what if you ordered something else?? if your soulmate really is here, weâd be able to see which boy at which table is ordering the same food as youâ- you grin âYOU ARE A GENIUSâ while flipping the page of your menu to check the other available meals- youâre desperately craving fried chicken, but if this could help you find him, you donât care if youâre going to be dying in bed later on- you decide to pick the spicy japchae when the waiter asks you what youâd like to eat, hoping that this could help set you apart from everyone else eating there- itâs pretty warm inside the restaurant, so you take your cardigan off to hang around the back support of your chair- but while when you turn around to do soâŚ. your eyes land on the cute boy sitting two tables away- his cheeks are squishy and his eyes are slanted and his smile is contagiousâŚ..- you see him reach over for another piece of fried chicken and your heart skips a beat hoping he could be your soulmateâŚ.. but then you remember that everyone there is eating chicken and youâre like ânope. not taking anyone elseâs soulmate.â- you turn back around, and you grin happily when you see your server setting your food on the table- you say âthank youâ and pick some noodles up with your chopsticks before stuffing it in your mouth- while eating, your best friend suddenly says âi⌠i donât know if this is a coincidence, but the boy behind just ordered some japchae tooâ- you subtly turn around to see the same cute boy from earlier slurping the same noodles you ordered- youâre just about to shrug it off when the boyâs friend says âhoshi, you know you canât eat spicy, why did you order that??â- after downing a glass of water, âhoshiâ replies âi donât even know, seokmin?? iâm justâŚ.. craving itâ- you drop your chopsticks after hearing this, and your best friend asks âis itâŚ. him?â- you say âiâŚ.. i donât know for sure??â- when your waiter passes by, you ask him for the menu and order the first thing your eyes land on, which is tteokbokki- the second your waiter puts it on the table, you shove two spicy ricecakes into your mouth to see what the boy will do- just as you thought, ffiteen minutes later, the boy and his friend have tteokbokki at their table- âHOSHI YOUâRE SWEATING I TOLD YOU NOT TO ORDER THATâ- âBUT IâM CRAVING IT WHAT CAN I DOâ- your best friend is thoroughly convinced after hearing this, and they tell you âgo talk to him!!â- you say âbut!!! what do i say??? i knew i shouldâve dressed cuterââ- your best friend laughs âyour soulmate is sweating and dying at the table over. i think youâll be fineâ- you nod your head and get up, making your way over to the two boys- when you do, you clear your throat, making them look up at you in confusion- you say âhi, iâm from the table over thereâ while nodding at the table your best friend is sitting at- seokmin scratches the back of his head, saying âoh sorry!! are we too loud??? we get that a lotâ- you say âoh, no!! itâs not that, justâŚ.â you look over at hoshi and grin âif i had known my soulmate canât eat spicy foods, i wouldnât have eaten them in the first placeâ- hoshi and seokminâs mouths drop, and they look over at your table to see the exact same orders they have sitting on yours- thereâs silence- and then- âIâVE FOUND YOU!!â- hoshi gets up from his seat and pulls you into a hug, jumping up and down excitedly while exclaiming âiâve been looking for you for so long!!!â- you shyly bury your face in his chest when you see a bunch of people look over at you two, and you say âi-iâve been looking for you for so long too!!!â- a waiter walks over to you and tells you both to lower your volume, and you and hoshi apologize nonstop- he says âwhatâs your name?? iâm soonyoung, but everyone calls me hoshi!!â and you tell his your name, making him grin even wider- seokmin laughs âhoshi canât eat spicy, so i hope you can help him finish this!!â- he gets out of his seat and gestures for you to sit down- you turn to your friend who gives you a thumbs up, and you smile at them before taking seokminâs seat in front of hoshi- you asks seokmin âbut what about you??â and he says âi told seungkwan iâd help him out with something today, so heâs all yours!!â before slipping away- hoshi laughs nervously âthisâŚ. isnât exactly how i hoped to look in front of you.â- heâs sweating from the spicy food and his hairâs a mess from getting too excited after meeting you, but heâs your soulmate and in your eyes, heâs absolutely perfect- you laugh and say âdonât worry, you can prepare yourself for our next food date.â- hearing this, hoshiâs eyes sparkle, and he already canât wait for your next date
thank you for your request!!
UGH MAH GOD SO SQUISHY đâ¤ď¸
Fake Dating Series; The8/Minghao
- youâre a regular at this little family-owned chinese restaurant near your school - you go there so often that you know the couple that works there - itâs a fairly new restaurant and you were actually one of their first customers so whenever you come by, they always greet you warmly and sometimes even give you free food - occasionally, their son minghao would come by to lend a hand - youâve always found him cute, from the first time you entered the restaurant and he served you - he even goes to the same college as you and heâs actually in one of your classes, but he probably doesnât even know it - you donât really mind that since youâre too scared to talk to him - because heâs so handsome??? and perfect in every way??? - he works hard for his studies, he helps his parents out at the restaurant when he has free time, heâs a tutor for chinese, and heâs just an overall kind person and hard worker - every time you see him, you tell yourself âtodayâs the day, IâM GOING TO TALK TO HIMâ but before you could even say anything, you go like ânope, not todayâ - your excuse is always âi might embarrass myself and then iâll never be able to show my face in his familyâs restaurant AGAINâ - so you decide to just stay quiet and keep that âstrangers who acknowledge each otherâ friendship - moving on - one day, youâre eating at the restaurant and this annoying guy from one of your classes enters through the door - he orders takeout at the counter and while waiting for his order, he looks around the restaurant and he breaks out into a smile when he sees you - youâre like âomfg no wHYâ when you see him make his way over to you - he exclaims âhey!! how are you?â and you sigh in relief and think âhmm, maybe we can have a normal conversation for onceâ - but no, he starts flirting with you and insists that you give him your number no matter how politely you refuse - youâre smiling on the outside to be nice, but inside youâre like HELP SOMEONE DOWAJWO SOS - when he keeps asking for it, you say âiâm sorryâŚ.. i really canât give it youâ and he asks âbut why not??â - you lie âiâŚ.. have a boyfriend!!â and heâs clearly taken by surprise because heâs never actually SEEN you with anyoneâŚ.. - he says âwhat?? who??â - at that very moment, minghao walks through the door and you point at him and exclaim âhim!! heâs my boyfriend!!â - minghao freezes at your words and stays that way even when the annoying guy turns around to look at him - even minghaoâs parents stopped what they were doing to look over at you and their son - you shoot minghao an apologetic look and say âyup, thatâs right, heâs my boyfriend.â - the guy says ââŚ.really??â and when he isnât looking, you clasp your hands together and mouth âplease save meâ to minghao - minghao nods his head and says ââŚ..thatâs right.â he then makes his way over to you and asks the guy âis there anything you need?â - the guy shakes his head and says ânoâŚ.. nothing at allâ - he shoots you both a suspicious look, but backs off and leaves the restaurant when his takeoutâs ready - you turn to minghao the instant the guyâs out of sight and you say âiâm SO sorry!!! itâs justâhe wouldnât leave and i said the first thing that came to mindâŚ..â - he smiles at you and says âitâs fine, i get itâ and he tells you to enjoy your meal as he joins his parents behind the counter - your face is all red for the rest of your meal and youâre so embarrassed when you go up to the cash register because minghaoâs the one ringing you up - you quickly pay for your meal and leave the restaurant internally screaming âi messed up i messED UP ITâS OVERâ - but itâs when you get back to your dorm and youâre lying on your bed that you take out your receipt and realizeâŚ. minghao gave you a discount - you brush it off as âiâm a regularâŚ.. thatâs probably just whyâ - you walk into class the next morningâthe class you have with minghaoâand since you know where he sits, you look down to pretend you didnât see him and sit in one of the random available spots - but just as you sit down, someone plops their backpack on the desk next to yours and youâre like great. itâs probably the annoying guy again - but when you turn to face the personâŚ.. you almost let out a gasp to see minghao sitting there - he mustâve noticed your confusion because he asks âis there something wrong?â and you ask âno, nothing, i justâŚ.. wasnât expecting you to sit here.â - he laughs âthe guy might grow suspicious if we donât sit next to each other.â and from the corner of your eye, you can spot the guy looking right at you both - you look down and quietly say âyouâŚ. donât need to do this, you know? i could just tell the guy i lied and everything. iâm sorry for dragging you into this.â - minghao smiles âiâm okay with it.â and thatâs all he saysâŚ.. but you still feel guilty for making him do this - class quickly comes to an end (and you unfortunately couldnât even focus on the lecture), and minghao leaves without saying goodbye while youâre packing up your stuff - you subtly turn your head to check if the annoying guyâs still there and seeing that he isnât, you think âof courseâŚ. weâre back to being strangers when he isnât thereâ - itâs a bit sad to think aboutâŚ. but what can you doâŚ. you probably made things even more awkward with your fake dating lieâŚ.. - you sigh and walk out of the class, but to your surprise, minghao is waiting outside - he approaches you and asks âwhereâs your next class?â and you kind of fumble with your words before pointing to the right and saying âitâs th-that way.â - minghao says âiâm heading there too, we can walk together.â - you say âbutâŚ. the guyâs goneâŚ. thereâs no need toâŚ.â - you donât know why you didnât just shut your mouth and rush over next to him because XU MINGHAO aka THE GUY YOUâVE BEEN KIND OF CRUSHING ON just offered to walk you to class - minghao shakes his head and says âif iâm going to be walking in that direction too, then itâs the same thing.â - you smile up at him, and you both walk down the school hallways side by side, and youâre kind of nervous butâŚ.. even though itâs quiet, you still feel happy - minghaoâs class is a little farther than yours, so when you both stop in front of the doors, you tell him âthanks for walking me hereâ and he says âno problem. iâll see you around!!â - he turns around and leaves, and as you watch his retreating figure, you continuously ask yourself âdid that really happen??â - this class is three hours long and itâs super boring and actually itâs your least favorite, but the entire timeâŚ.. youâre smiling - your next class with minghao is in three days (friday), and youâre really excited to see him again, but your excitement diminishes when your professor sends everyone a message saying that class is cancelled for that day - youâre really disappointed upon hearing the news because one) you wonât get to see minghao and two) your two-hour break is now a four-hour break - you know you can always see minghao at the restaurant but you kind of want to avoid that place for a while because youâre so embarrassedâŚ.. - his parents definitely heard you say heâs your boyfriend, and he probably told them itâs just for pretendâŚ.. - the only thing you can tell yourself is: WHY DID I LET THIS HAPPEN - you think âokay. iâll just eat instant ramyeon for tonight. iâll be fine.â - but when class ends at 7pm and you havenât eaten since like 2pmâŚ.. it definitely isnât enough to fill you up, you note as you stare at your empty instant noodles cup unsatisfied - and thatâs how you find yourself standing in front of minghaoâs familyâs restaurant after a long day - you slap your forehead and sigh at how WEAK you are - the restaurant closes at 10pm, and you enter through the doors by 9:15pm - minghao greets you from the counter, where heâs waiting for his parents to finish cooking the current orders - you sit on one of the tables, and you find it a bit weird that you havenât received the menu yetâŚ.. - but then minghao comes along with your regular order, and sets it on the table before you - you look up at him and say âo-oh! thank youâ and he just smiles while his parents wave at you from behind the counter - the other customers leave before you could finish your meal, and feeling a bit awkward, you quickly finish up your food and head over to the counter to pay - minghao asks âare you going to head back to the dorms now?â and you nod your head, but he says âalone? it gets dark early these daysâŚ..â - you say âitâs all right, the dorms arenât too far awayâ - minghao looks a bit uneasy you can tell, and just as heâs about to hit the buttons on the cash register, he turns to his dad and asks âdad, can you take the cash register?â - his dad nods and takes minghaoâs spot, which confuses you a bit becauseâŚ. whatâs happening?? - noticing the confusion on your face, he says âmeet me outside once youâre done paying, iâll take you back to the dorms.â - you say âwhat?? oh no, you really donât need to!!â and minghao smiles âi want to. just to make sure you get back safely.â - and with that, he walks out the door, leaving you behind with his parents - his dad tells you the total amount to pay, and you hand him the exact amount while dropping a few coins in the tips jar - you politely say thank you and good night to them, but before you could exit the door, minghaoâs mom calls after you - she doesnât know your name, so she says âexcuse me?â and you turn to her and say âyes?â - she approaches the counter and with a kind smile, she tells you âplease take care of our son.â - you look at her, surprised that minghao didnât tell her that youâre not actually dating - and you feel so guilty that this is all a lieâŚ.. but you canât bring yourself to tell her the truth, too afraid to disappoint her - so instead, you smile at minghaoâs parents and say âi will.â - you walk out the doors of the restaurant and you see minghao standing against the wall of the restaurant with his bike at his side - he says âready?â and gets on his bike, while you blink in confusion, asking âyouâre going to be biking there?â - he nods, and pats the rear rack of his bike, âiâm going to be biking us there. hop on.â - you walk over to him and sit on the back of his bike, holding onto the sides of the rear rack instead of wrapping your arms around him because youâre too shy to - minghao turns to you and asks âare you ready?â and when he sees you nod your head, he takes off and starts heading in the direction of the dorms - neither of you say a word, and nothing but the sound of crickets chirping and the howling of the wind can be heard as minghao slowly bikes through the empty neighborhoods - eventually, he breaks the silence, and says âyou might want to hold onto me for now. there are a bunch of turns coming up.â - you nod your head and let go of the rack to hold onto his shirt, feeling your face heat up already - but when the bike makes a bit of a jolt because of a bump in the road, you wrap your arms around minghao tightly and lay your head on his back as your way of hiding your red face - so as to not make things feel awkward, you decide to start a conversation and say âminghaoâŚ. sorry for all this troubleâŚ. but thanks for this.â - minghao says âitâs nothing. i didnât want you to walk back all by yourself, you know?â - you smile to yourself at his words, and then ask âso whereâs your dorm? west side or east side?â - you see him shake his head and he says âi donât have a dorm room. i live closeby, so thereâs no need for me to get one. saves a lot of money, thank goodness.â - you ask âyou live closeby?â and he says âyup, i live a few minutes away from my familyâs restaurant. in the other direction.â - you guiltily ask âso iâm out of your wayâŚ.?â and minghao says âi really donât mind!! itâs not far, and besides, iâm the one who offered, so donât feel bad.â - you say âthank you again, minghaoâŚ. really.â and he replies âno problem.â - minghao slows down and eventually stops when you reach the dorms, letting you get off his bike to head inside - you say âbe careful on your way home, all right?â and he laughs âdonât worry about me. good night, (name).â - you head back to your dorm room and your roommateâs already asleep when you get there, but it doesnât stop you from plopping onto your bed and screaming into your pillow about how CUTE minghao is!!!! and how he took you home on his bike!!!! - a pillow suddenly hits you on the head, and you turn to see your roommate glaring at you - they say âok tell me what happened. but iâm warning you; if it isnât interesting enough, i will kill you.â and you shut your mouth and start a bit of your homework, but you just canât concentrate because your mind is only on minghao - you wake up the next day with a smile on your face, but it sadly disappears when your roommate tells you itâs your turn to buy the groceries and youâre like ughhh WHY ITâS SATURDAY LET ME REST - they say âdo you want an actual meal or instant ramyeon?â - âinstant ramyeon doesnât sound too badââ âgo get groceries.â âfine.â - youâre walking down the busy streets, grasping the grocery list in one hand, and you enter the first grocery store you see - you quickly pick up a few foods small enough to fit inside you and your roommateâs mini-fridge, and a bunch of snacks you can both eat while finishing up some late-night work - after ringing up your items, you feel someone tap your shoulder and when you turn around, you see minghao smiling down at you - you ask âminghao? what are you doing here?â - he lifts up the bags heâs carrying and says âgrocery shopping for the restaurant. are you heading back now?â - you nod your head and he shyly asks âdo you maybe want toâŚ.. walk back together?â and you exclaim a little too excitedly âsure!!â - you start heading back to the dorms, but on your way there, you and minghao pass by a little shop, and minghao says âoh wait, iâm just going to take a quick stop here to get something for my mom.â - the shop looks really cramped so you tell him âalright, iâll be waiting outside.â and he nods his head and goes in - you set down your grocery bags on the ground and play on your phone while waiting for him - but a shadow suddenly looms over you, and you look up expecting to see minghao, but instead, you see this guy whom youâve never seen before standing in front of you - he says âhey!â and you slowly respond ââŚhi?âŚâ - he continues âwhat are you doing here all by yourself?â and youâre like ok. i know where this is going. - the guy starts flirting with you and youâre clearly uncomfortable, but you just kind of shrug him off or dryly give him one-word answers - while the guyâs in the middle of asking for your number, someone steps between you two and you look up to see that itâs minghao - with a glare, he asks âis there something i can do for you instead?â and the guy asks âwho are you?â - minghao grabs your hand and says âtheir boyfriend.â - you look up at minghao wordlessly, and the guy immediately apologizes and walks off because minghao looked so ready to drop-kick him in the face - when heâs out of sight, minghao turns to you with a smile and asks âready to start heading back?â - you stutter âs-sureâŚ.!â but then you look down to see that heâs still holding your handâŚ. - minghao notices and quickly lets go, clearing his throat awkwardly, saying âs-sorry.â - youâre about to pick up your groceries, but minghao grabs them before you and says âdonât worry, i got it!!â - you and minghao walk the rest of the way home together, but the whole time, your mind is on the event that happened earlier when minghao told that guy that he was yourâŚ. boyfriendâŚ. - minghao notices you looking pretty distracted, so he asks âare you all right?â - your mind tells you to say âiâm fine, donât worry!!â but instead, what comes out of your mouth is âwhy⌠did you tell that guy youâre my boyfriend?â - minghao says âhe looked like he was disturbing you, so i thought that saying iâm your boyfriend would get him to go awayâŚ.. it worked, didnât it?â - and you say âoh, he was pretty annoying. thanks for saving me againâ and he nods his head and keeps walking - you tell yourself âstop overthinking!!! minghaoâs just doing all this to keep this fake dating thing goingâŚ. heâs probably just doing all this to not make things awkward between you two, right???â - the dorm is on the way back to minghaoâs familyâs restaurant, so he drops you off there - while handing you your groceries, he asks âit was nice seeing you today. see you in class on tuesday?â and you nod your head - you both say your goodbyes and you watch him go with a happy smile on your face, and when you turn around, you see the annoying guy from your class by the entrance - youâre like âoh noâ but the guy says ârelax, iâm not going to ask for your number or anything. itâs just crazy to see that youâre actually dating that guyâŚ.â - you ask âis there something wrong with that?â and he shakes his head âi didnât mean for that to sound bad!! i meantâŚ. iâve never seen you two together beforeâŚ. but i did nowâŚ. sorry for bugging you so much, i really didnât know.â - you say âthanks for being understanding.â and the guy grins âiâm also here to say bye, iâm dropping the class ahahahâ - you say âhuh?? why??â and the guy shrugs âi donât think i can stay motivated?? and iâm already taking the maximum number of courses, dropping one class will actually allow me to breatheâ - you say âo-oh, it was nice meeting you thenâ and the guy nods âyou too, (name). best of luck with your boyfriend!!â - the guy grins at you one last time before walking past you to probably head to the course registration building to drop his class - as you watch him go, you think âoh, i can tell minghao we donât need to pretend anymoreâ - thatâs what you tell yourselfâŚ. but when you see minghao sitting in the spot next to your unassigned assigned seatâŚ. you canât bring yourself to tell him - if the guyâs convinced, if the guy dropped the classâŚ. why should you keep pretending? - you know youâre being selfish - but sitting next to him in class? the bike ride? the groceries? you donât want to let it all go just yet - weeks pass, and youâre unsure if minghao knows that the guy dropped the class because he still sits next to youâŚ. - the more days pass, you feel guiltier and guiltier because youâre just wasting his time - you have to let go of your selfishness and break it offâŚ. - you enter your class to find minghao there first as usual, and when you take a seat, he says âhey!! we have a new meal on the menu, do you want to come by later to try it out??â - you nod your head and tell him youâll come by at around 8pm tonight, and his face brightens at your words - you get to the restaurant at 8:20pm, and minghao and his parents greet you enthusiastically as you enter through the door - you say âhello!! minghao told me about the new mealâ and his parents get straight to work while you sit on one of the tables - after dinner, you walk over to the counter and minghao rings you up - he says âiâll take you back to the dorms, okay?â and you know you canât argue with him so you just nod your head - you say a quick good night to his parents, and follow minghao outside, where heâs working on unlocking his bike from the bike rack - you sit on the rear rack and minghao starts pedaling, taking you in the direction of the dorms - but instead of turning left at the end of the street, he turns right, and you ask âminghao, where are you going??? schoolâs the other wayâ - minghao grins âthereâs something i want to show you first!!!â - you hold on tightly to him as he bikes through the dirt paths, and he stops when you both reach a field near the water - the pearly-white moon is reflected on the water as well as the twinkling stars and you justâŚ.. never want this moment to end - you say âitâs so beautifulâŚ.â and minghao says âi know right? i go here when i want some time alone. itâs really calming, especially during sunsetsâ - as youâre watching the ripples forming in the river, you suddenly remember this whole fake dating thingâŚ.. - minghaoâs spending so much time on you and for what?? to keep that annoying guy away?? heâs gone now, thereâs no reason to stay together anymore - youâŚ. have to let him know - you say âminghao.â - he says âyes?â - you ask âyou know that guy who made us start this whole fake dating thing?â - he asks âwhat about him?â - you look down and say âhe dropped the class.â - minghao looks at you as you continue âheâŚ. he dropped it a while ago. iâm sorry i didnât tell you.â - he stays quiet after hearing your words, and you say âsoâŚ. we donât have to do this anymore. iâm sorry i wasted your time.â - you turn around and start heading back for the dorms - and something inside of you hopes that he would call out your name, something inside of you hopes that he would stop you - but he doesnât - three days later, you enter the class you and minghao have together, and even though you two just âbroke upâ, heâs still sitting in the spot next to your unassigned assigned seat - minghao shifts his gaze over to you, and you both have eye contact - but youâre the first to look away, and you take a seat somewhere else instead - itâs been three weeks since youâve been to minghaoâs familyâs restaurant - you canât bring yourself to go back there after the âbreakupâ becauseâŚ. you know it was all for pretend, but you had hoped thatâŚ. maybe he learned to like you after all this timeâŚ.. - you sigh âi really have to get over this stupid crushâŚ..â - after an entire month of avoiding the restaurant, you finally decide to go one night - you didnât want to make his parents think that you got sick of their food or anything, so you decided on just getting takeout - you donât have to be there for long, and it shows that you still love their food PLUS minghao doesnât always work on weekdays so if youâre lucky, he might not be thereâŚ..? - you walk into the restaurant and sigh in relief to see that minghao isnât at the counter like he always is - his parents greet you warmly when they see you, and just as youâre about to tell them your orderâŚ.. minghao walks out of the washroom and you just want to sink to the ground - he looks at you and asks as he walks behind the counter âheyâŚ. iâll, uh, ring you up. takeout, right?â - you nod your head and tell him your order, but while youâre waiting for the debit machine to tell you how much you owe, minghao says âitâs fine.â - he takes his wallet out and swipes his own card on the machine, ignoring you, whoâs saying âno, i can pay!!â - after minghao shuts the cash register, an awkward silence follows and only the sound of his parents cooking fills the room - you just kind of stand by the counter looking down to avoid eye waiting while waiting for your meal - when minghao quietly says - âyou⌠havenât passed by in a while.â - you slowly look up at him and you both have eye contact - he looks like heâs about to say something else, but he gets cut off by his dad, who holds your takeout box in front of you exclaiming âhere you go!!â - you take the food in your hands and say âthank youâ before saying goodbye to minghao and his parents - when you exit the restaurant, it only takes you about ten steps before the door behind you opens - you turn around to see minghao running over to you and he says âiâll take you back to the dorms.â - you shake your head and say âiâm fine just walking back by myself, really. and i know itâs out of your way.â but minghao doesnât listen and unlocks his bike from the bike rack - he pedals over to you and nods over to the rear rack on his bike - he says âhop on. the food will get cold.â - you wordlessly sit on the back of his bike and minghao begins pedalling in the direction of campus - the bike ride is quietâŚ.. and you canât help but think how AWKWARD itâs going to be once you reach the dorms - when you finally get there, you get off his bike and say âthanks for taking me backâŚ.. iâll see you around. good night, minghao.â - you turn around and start walking towards the entrance, when minghao suddenly calls out your name - you turn around to look at him and he gets off his bike to walk over to you - he nervously says âiâve never been good with words, but after all this time spent togetherâŚ. i might haveâŚ. kind ofâŚ. will youâŚ. maybeâŚ? because i reallyâŚ. really likeâ!â - you cut minghao off by kissing him on the lips, and it takes a while for him to react, but when he doesâŚ. your lips curve into a smile at how clumsy he is - but his lips are soft, and his hands are cupping your cheeks, and you just want to stay like this foreverâŚ.. - when you both pull away, you look into minghaoâs eyes and laugh âi really, really like you too.â - minghao breaks out into a grin, and cups your cheeks again, bringing your head down so that he can kiss you on the forehead - you eat at minghaoâs familyâs restaurant the next evening, and at the end of your meal, while his dad is ringing you up, minghao goes outside to unlock his bike to take you back to the dorms - you politely say thank you and good night to his parents, but before you could exit the door, minghaoâs mom calls after you, but this time, she knows your name - she says â(name)?â and you turn to her and say âyes?â - she approaches the counter and with a kind smile, she tells you âthank you⌠for making our son so happy.â - you look out the window, and smile fondly as you watch minghao waiting for you on his bike - you turn back to his parents and say âno, minghaoâs the one who makes me happier than anyone else in the world.â - you say good night to them, and you hop onto the rear rack of minghaoâs bike like always, wrapping your arms around him while lying your head on his back - halfway back to the dorms, he asks âi saw you talking to my parents. what did they say?â - you joke âthey just said that youâre really lucky to be dating something like me.â - he says âwell, theyâre right.â - you donât respond, and instead smile to yourself as you wrap your arms around him even tighter
THE BEST FAKE AU EVER â¤ď¸