JIMIN: he glared at me... but i'm reading it as he really glared at you. good luck tonight. ๐ฑ
JIMIN: you don't want to be in our room around 6 am. trust me. i'll spare you the details because you're my hyung.
JIMIN: jungkookie? i swear, he's so good to me.
JIMIN: thanks for my new alarm clock. what's this i hear about taylor swift, hm?
HOBI: .....well fuck you too? here i was doing you a solid.
HOBI: ew.. jimin.. one thing is knowing, sometimes hearing it is another. and getting a timeframe? trust me when i tell you: no one wants the details.
HOBI: or he's just so fucking stressed that his adhd is skyrocketing, because yesterday he was talking about getting you a donkey.
HOBI: no prob. ?? how did you know? fucking kookie... nothing yet. i asked her out.
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you know, the fact that you leave me to deal with them all by myself makes you my least favorite member. is that why you took me to the pokรฉmon secret forest? to butter me up? shame on you because it worked and i can't stay mad at you. but, hobi-ah... please let me know next time when you're going to go rogue. i worry about you. no, i don't think so. i think last night went well. we behaved. how about you? who fucked up?
and what exactly would you have wanted me to do? it's not like i could've magically made jimin and jin un-fuck, or stopped yoongi hyung from tweeting. plus, i'm personally not getting anywhere near kook when he wants to see heads roll, so that's a job for you, boss. kind of, yeah, but also because you're the only one who wanted to go... and because the others hadn't arrived in busan yet. but sure, let's pretend it was because i wanted to butter you up. depends.. can we expect more members to start hooking up, or are we running out of options? and breathe. no one fucked up, so calm down.
haha, i can believe it. you adore me though. i'm sure it will be. can't have you lost anywhere else. cause in my frame of mine now, it seems that way okay. i'm focused on other things. i am taking the wins. honestly, i don't know. tae and kook have been making sure to keep an eye on me. those two have been glued to me when they aren't taking time to be together. i just hate feeling the way i do right now. i feel stuck.
i will always adore you, hyung. i just think it's important to point out that i wouldn't mind disappearing three states away, and if i do return by christmas day, you'd better have the presents ready. that is good to hear, though, that you don't let it affect you. but you've always been a tough cookie. and i'm honestly surprised that kook allows anyone near them, but i think i managed to convince him that i wouldn't take taehyungie to a strip club, even though the idea was definitely there. stuck? what do you mean?
fuck. consider me a deer caught in headlights right now. listen, i'd tell you... but.... masterminds never speak their plans into the universe until it's time. oh my gosh, no. although, i get it... karlie is one of the most beautiful women in this universe. why would i try to set someone up with my bias? i know i have that good girl image, but, fuck i'm selfish sometimes.
i don't really see the point in beating around the bush. it usually just ends with having to over-explain, and i can't be bothered. right.... so i'm your bias? ...well, fuck me. i did not see that one coming. another question then: were you asking kook if i was single because you wanted to shoot your shot? and if i say no, am i going to become your next hit song? kidding. let me take you out.
JIMIN: ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ
JIMIN: you should've seen jin jump scare when i played this clip ๐
JIMIN: i feel like it's my birthday... thank you hyung!
JIMIN: who put you up to this? jungkookie or taehyungie?
HOBI: ๐๐ to have been a fly on the wall when that happened.
HOBI: i was asked to whisper it into your ear but for some reason i'm not allowed in your room at 6am.
HOBI: i feel like you already know the answer to that.
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i'm just going to ask what we're all thinking.. how does it feel knowing there are girls out there who has written songs about you? and also, have you ever considered dating outside the music industry? all i'm saying is, if you're not a cat person, don't get multiple cats. ( @shawnsmendess )
okay, so this goes back a few years, but do you know how freaking bummed i was when i heard you were going to be part of uncharted, only to find out that you weren't a main character? all i'm saying is, you deserved more screen time. ( @rudypnkws )
i have to admit that i haven't exactly listened to your entire discography, and i'm sure this is a shitty question, but okay.. treat me like someone who's only listened to "i wanna be your slave," which, by the way, sets the mood for certain activities. but i can see that you're italian, so my question is: have you released any songs in italian? and if so, where can i listen to them? ( @damidavid )
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i mean it seemed like it there plus it was funny to say as well. hey, it's been not as bad. it's been better. may not be 100% but at least we aren't at each other's throats like then. well... i'm a mess of emotions right now but i'm dealing as best as i can.
you can't see me right now, but i'm sending you a criminally offensive side eye. and if you ever were to lose me three states away, at least make it somewhere with a chipotle. you say "then" like it was months ago, but hey, let's take the wins. so i've heard. is there anything i can do, hyung?
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hyung! i'm doing fine. i mean that has been what i was doing but he's helping me get better and confronting things especially when it comes to my emotions. i mean i wouldn't mind at all, hyung. i'm sure he'd be fine with it but i'm sure he'd feel even better with you promising that. i'm sure he trusts you just like he does yoongi hyung so steal me away for a few hours. need some hobi hyung time here!
really? is that so? that only took you, what, almost thirty years to get to that point. hey, if he's helping you stand up for yourself then you won't hear me complain. as long as you promise me you're doing it on your own terms and not because it's expected of you. sure, okay, i'll try and talk to him before the concert. the worst thing that could happen would be a tiny bunny growl, but even i can't take that seriously.
how's my favorite maknae holding up? still using kookie as your shield to avoid confrontation? is he still huffing and puffing whenever someone so much as looks at you? and the reason i'm asking is because i was thinking we could go out after the concert tonight, like we did in tampa. what if i promise boba junior that i'll take good care of you? don't you think he'd be a little more relaxed about letting me steal you away for a few hours? ( @kmtaehyvngs )
the most important member reporting for duty. i know i've been a little missing in action lately, and i could come up with an excuse about how sorry i am, but at the same time.. i just didn't want to deal with you all. you kind of suck when you go at each other's throats. but anyway, i'm here and if there's anything you want me to do before the concert, just know that i'm your guy. ( @kimnamjns )
so what's this i hear about you singing that you lost me three states away, and that i might return on christmas day? here's the thing, hyung: i've been casually avoiding your drama because the stress of y'all fighting is making my skin break out. out of sight, out of mind. also, how are you doing? ( @mnyoongis )
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quick question: why did a very confused maknae approach me during glam to tell me that you asked if i was single? what exactly is this master plan of yours, tay? and if you're trying to set me up with one of your friends, and it turns out it's karlie kloss, just know.. yes. ( @tayalisn )
we're in rehearsals for sweeney which opens next month, and i've been mistaken for broadway's last sweeney, josh groban, enough times that i'm beginning to wonder if there's something i'm missing. while it's very flattering, he's a stand-up guy and has an incredible voice, i just don't see it. do you have an industry doppelgรคnger? who is it? @goldenerastarters
i don't know, man. i just have PTSD from my teenage years because of josh groban and how my mom used to have "you raise me up" on repeat while cleaning. and mind you, she cleaned a lot. there's only so much groban a person can take before they start semi-judging the dude. so i'm just going to go ahead and say no, you're nothing like him. who is josh groban?
