phone dudes #1 fan

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

Essential worker during covid

he's all in

he’s all in

he's all in

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

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I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

Gordon Ramsey finds tile smeared with doodoo on kitchen nightmares

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried