The Horrific Network

We start the show with a montage of Horror Icons in the past and present with their best killing scenes.  As the video progresses we now see that our favorites are in a wrestling ring!  What is this? What is this show?  It's Horrific Championship Wrestling!

Opening: Camera does a far away shot of the jam packed arena, then pans around the crimson and black glad set as HCW fans are going crazy!

Tommy Tombstone: Hello fans, people, sick fucks around the world! This is HCW! I'm Tommy Tombstone joined by my partner Possessed Patrick.

PP: Thanks Tommy Boy, damn what a main event we have for you folks tonight as Micheal Myers and Jason will fight Freddy and Pinhead for the HCW Tag Team Titles tonight!

TT: God only knows who's walking out with those belts (a metal song with chain saw overlays hits the PA) what the?...

PP: Its Ash!!! OMG listen the the people going crazy for the deadite killer!

Ash makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic.. with his good hand.

Ash: Damn look at this crowd! (people go crazy)  Obviously tonight is about the tag team titles which if fine.  However my boom stick and this saw here sometimes get a mind of their own, and they told me I could kill any of those 4 any day, any time!

(crowd chanting Ash! Ash! Ash!)

TT: Ash seems to be a lil upset he isn't in the title picture

PP: Rightfully so Tom, Look at everything he has accomplished!

Ash: You people don't know this but in three weeks time we are having our first mega show called Slaughter World. Now the main event is a 6 man torture chamber match.  I don't know what that means, but I know I want in! I want in because the winner leaves the HCW heavy weight champion!

TT: Wow Ash wants to be the guy who carries the banner for HCW

(Ash leaves the ring to cheers looking pissed)

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(We fade back in and Mick Taylor is in the Ring)

PP: Alright looks like we have a qualifying match for that 6 man dance at Slaughter World for the World Title.

TT: and Mick knows alot about slaughtering folks.

PP: That he does, just asking all those Wolf Creek teens.

TT: We can't Pete they're dead.

( the lights go out, all of of sudden Billy the Doll appears on the jumbo tron)

BTD: Hello Mick I wana play a game... Your talent for causing death is very impressive, however I believe your blood lust has clouded your true skills.  Not having clear vision is a deadly mistake.  You may have lots of success in the OUTBACK however you have forgotten to watch your own..let the game begin..

(The lights rise and there is a huge man in the traditional jigsaw robe and pig mask standing behind Mick)

TT: Oh my god who the hell is that!

PP: He's got some kind of needle in his hand, oh shit he just stuck Taylor in the neck!!

TT: Mick is swinging wildly with a razor but jesus he's just fading now.  This huge man in jigsaw apparel is just taking it in.

PP: Well yea Taylor is out cold Tim, this isn't even a contest..  The masked man now covering Mick but this is academic.

1...2..3

PP: Well we have our first qualifier for the chamber but who is this guy?

( out from one of the sleeves of the robe a huge hook on a long chain drops to the canvas.)

PP: Oh man..

(The man removes the mask to be reviled to be Jacob Goodnight.  The buzz in the arena is a mix of boos and cheers.)

TT: Dude Jacob Good night just put Mick Taylor to sleep, and is now in the Torture Chamber match for the World Title!

PP: But why did Jigsaw help him get there? This thing is too weird

TT: Up next our main event Pin Head and Freddy vs Myers and Jason for the Tag Team Titles!

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(As we fade back from commercial we see a silhouette of a man, his voice and picture have been altered so we cant fully see or hear his true image or voice)

Man: hello I am the commissioner of the HCW.  Being the cast of wrestlers that are under this brand I've felt that keeping my identity a secret is a must to preserve my safety.   However I wanted to address the issues that Ash Williams brought to the table at the top of the show.  Mr Williams you may not agree with the direction of the company thus far, but you will follow rules I establish.  However I am inclined to allow you to try to claim a spot in the torture chamber match for the heavy weight title.  So next week our main event will be Ash vs Ghost Face for a spot in the main even event at slaughter world.

PP: Wow! The commissioner isn't playing and next week Ash vs Ghost Face for a spot in the chamber!

(Dream Weaver comes over the pa system and Freddy Kruger is on the ramp to mostly boos from the crowd.  He sets down an cube on the ground.  Chains and Hooks come out and Pin head materializes and two make their way to the ring)

TT: Freddy and Pin Head make hell of a mind fuck of a team

PP: Yes this all brain vs brawn

(Micheal by Rob Zombie plays and Jason and Myers come out to a loud response)

Pp: Crowd is def behind the brawn, as we get it going with Fred and Jason.  I storied feud here no doubt.  Jason land powerful blows to the head and body! Freddy down!

1..2..

TT: damn he barley kicked out, but now he slips away and tags in Pin Head, and jesus Pin just hit Myers with a chain that shot right out of his hand!  Myers hasn't even gotten in the match yet and he's already down.

PP: Looks like that chain is wrapped around Mike's neck, he's trying to cut it off of himself or something.  Meanwhile the ref is losing control fast as PH and Freddy double team Jason!

TT: Pin Head with a tornado DDT.. Fredd off the top with an elbow

1...2..

TT: Myers makes the save!  Mike stabbing Pin Head like a man possessed! 

PP: PH is screaming damn black goo everywhere!

TT: Mike now backing Freddy up a swing with the knife, damn Freddy ducked and the knife impales Jason right in the eye! Jason is the legal man and is down!

PP: More chains from Pin now wrapping around Micheal tying him the rope Tim! Freddy crawling on top on of Jason, no not like this!

1...2..3!!

PP: Oh my god!! Freddy and Pinhead just won the titles

(Dream weavers hits the speakers as Freddy and Pinhead celebrate over the two giants with their new titles)