Candy Mist

I love how it pushed itself along in the red cart. FASTER FASTER!

Squirrel Ninja Warrior!

This is some apex squirrel Olympic shit

She wiggle

she waggle

#she crinkle the baggle

don’t go to art school. pirate some drawing programs. buy a cheap tablet off of craigslist. take furry porn commissions. draw some wolf cocks. start a patreon. make ten thousand dollars a month. retire at the age of 25. buy an island with your dog dick money. invest in indie games. buy stock in mojang. fly to sweden and hang out with notch. become notch’s friend. have him buy you things because he’s desperate to have friends and doesn’t want to lose you. open notch’s mind. shape him in to a good person. get married to notch. give notch the spark to create a new game. become the artist for notch’s new game. it’s a furry hentai game. start a kickstarter and make another ten thousand dollars. run off with the money. buy another island. draw more dog dicks. get out there. live. 

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

If it keeps him off the streets

I can’t believe there are people who enjoyed their teen years like wtf do u mean you didn’t struggle with incapacitating mental illness

me when someone asks what’s wrong with me: are u ready

clock this tea

me: *is still a sucker for beard and fuckboy haircut*