Well hello there!

in my lesbian opinion, i love bi women

in my bi opinion, i love lesbians

September Mood

don’t even talk to me about how perfect Atlantis is

the chemistry between these characters was FLAWLESS

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

Aw man I have like, THE BEST NEWS for you my friend

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

y'all ugly

Eye of the beholder my man

behold these nuts g

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

@ all the spambots who r following me: thank you, u might be empty and artificial but so is the flimsy validation i gain from seeing my follower count rise

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

last fingers in his ass sunday of the decade boys, let’s make it count