next time u get drunk promise to come say gross things to me okay?

ah no can’t hang out today i’m gonna smoke weed and jerk off yeah it’s gonna be an all day thing sorry actually wait do you want to watch

Hey dude, you wanna go to a show tonight? wanna get fucked up in the pit so were both a little woozy and bloody? wanna keep checking on each other to make sure we’re not too bashed? wanna take hits of rando’s shit and get a little handsy? wanna move to the wall behind the venue and make out a bit in between sets? wanna get a little too into it, feeling the music rattling through the floor as our hands slip into each others pants? yeah? sick man, I’ll see you there.

what’s group sex. btw im a hands on learner. an all hands on learner. an all hands on my body learner

Hey, wanna fuck outdoors under a full moon?

Is a sloppy blowjob in a cemetery at midnight too much to ask for?

he got off work early and i didn’t know nor did i hear the door so he walked in on me jerking off (he’s never walked in on me before) and oh my god. the way he laughed at me and teased me and the “well someone’s busy” and then ripping off his shirt and pinning me down and jerking my cock himself while continuing to make fun of me and my “deer in the headlights” look when i got caught and saying how cute my embarrassment was and his laughing and “holy shit” when he felt how wet and hard i made myself agakshfldhdkshskhfjl i came 3 times in his hand

youre lying if you say that u wouldnt let a pretty girl put out a cigarette on u Come on bro

thinking about casual masturbation..... hanging out with your friends in just your underwear....... casually stroking yourself while talking to them......... getting close to cumming and turning to the person next to you to cum in/on them.......... going up to someone and helping them fuck themselves........ mutual masturbation............. the possibilities are endless