Reject \m/

But if its my house I would be able to know where to hide, and everyone knows not to mess with momma bear so if he messes with me. Its on.

But what if it's your friend's house? you're already running form him, you can't stop or decide what to do. you've just got to run to look for a place to hide. What, you gonna drop kick a guy with a butcher knife?

I wouldn’t waste my energy clapping.

But then the killer would have the lights on and he'd be able to see where you're running. So, you'd basically be dead. 

That sounds a bit interesting if you ask me.

Like, that'd be one of those low budget horror-comedy films that you watch when you're sad or something. This needs to be made, though.

Well all I have learned from those movies are that the actresses always run towards the killer instead of getting out of the house or doing something smart about it. This gave me an idea, we should make a scary movie, just for fun. We could even ask Tristan and Lydia for help, do you imagine? I’ll probably the first one on getting kill. 

I volunteer to be the stoner, cause the stoner is usually the last to die. It's great, honestly. That'd be a barrel of laughs for sure.

That’s literally similar to the dream I had last night, not a good idea to watch scary movies at three in the morning.

Like, I'm completely prepared to have a serial killer come and try to kill me. I watch too many horror movies, but I know what's up with them. Honestly, those kinds of horror movies aren't that scary, unless you're watching them for the first time.

That’s a shame.This was suppose to be a happy family vacation but its being ruined by hormonal teenagers.

Family vacations are always stupid, though. Especially when you're forced into going even though you really don't want to. 

At least your hair isn’t three shades of pink and a frizzy mess. 

I wish my hair was three shades of pink. How great would that be?

Yeah, there's plenty. I have to drag my sister around everywhere, so there's that. But no matter where you go, there's always gonna be women looking less than respectable.

It's a beautiful day.

Being in a good mood is great.

Yeah, that's me, I hiss at everything.

Gays and drug smugglers do it all the time, it’s not that bad.

But these are flammable objects.

I have plenty chill, mate. Find your humor.

Shoving things up your ass isn't funny, it is dangerous.

I will ask one day, I swear.

You take way too long to keep up on your promises.

I’m pretty sure there might a few for you there.

This is great. I'm gonna go trade her in.

Where do you keep them? In a bag up your ass or…?

They were in my sister's backpack. Find your chill.

I keep forgetting to ask mate, sorry.

Why do you do this? Don't get my hopes up.