I Like Stabby Men Chonky And Big

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

- for lee, aftercare is not optional! it doesn't matter what stage of your relationship you're in, because the fact remains that lee is an affectionate lover who commits so much of himself to you. he constructs himself around effort and giving his all to everything, and you are no exception.

lee is incredibly attentive to your needs, both physical and emotional. if you ask, he will provide. a glass of water, something to eat, whatever you want. even if your wish is to do nothing, he will abide by it. he'll tend to your soreness with warm baths, gentle massages, and cuddles against his bare skin. and he'll tend to your conscience with reassurance that you don't even have to ask for. he'll ask you if you're okay, he'll ask you about how it felt, and most of all, he will praise you for your bravery, and your willingness to be vulnerable with him. expect late-night conversation too.

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

- lee seems like the kind of person who has a generally positive opinion of his body as a whole, because his entire body is the product of his hard work and discipline. he loves every muscle on his body, and rightfully so. they're the fruits of his labour. he's quite content with himself, but he probably favours his arms and legs: the parts of his body he uses the most in combat. he would totally send you bicep pics too, i don't make the rules!

- lee loves your stomach! it's a soft, vulnerable place where all your guts are; it's very grounding for him. he spends so much time training, pushing himself mechanically as if he isn't a person too. he's constantly surrounded by the toughness of his muscles. so whenever he holds you and feels the soft flesh of your tummy under his hands, it brings him back down to earth. he doesn't care for the size of your stomach, how flat it is, or how much fat there is there. as long as it's you, he's obsessed. if you've got a bellybutton piercing, he'll be doubly obsessed!

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

- it doesn't matter how many times you have sex, part of him is always going to be a bit shy about cumming, because he never cums a regular amount. there is consistently a LOT, and you've grown to accept that there will always be a mess after you fuck.

- if he cums inside you, then he's filling you to the brim and beyond. he has enough to fill two of you in one round. good luck if he cums ON you, because you are going to be soaked. if he cums in your mouth and sees that you've successfully managed to swallow all of it, you will have his heart for life.

- lee is not a picky eater, but he would choose to eat healthier foods and stick to a clean diet to complement his athletic lifestyle. he's totally hydrated too. because of this, i think his cum wouldn't taste bad at all. quite neutral and mild in flavour, almost like drinking water. it's not as viscous, and it's a bit more runny in consistency.

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- i've touched on this before, but something about the way you smell brings out the deviant in him. if you get close to him and he smells the sillage of your fragrance, he's going to feel horny! if he smells your lotion, he's hard. he's felt tempted to jack himself off using your lotion as lube on many occasions. he gave in once. you still don't know. your worn clothes also make him feel some kind of way, because they're laced with your natural scent. don't let him get near a pair of your underwear.

- he also (secretly) wants to fuck the shit out of you! for your own comfort, he'll be as gentle as you want. but if you give him the green light, he will have no problem being rough with you. it's cathartic for him because it's a moment where he doesn't have to be disciplined. he can finally let go by pounding into you.

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

- i mean, it's obvious. lee was an absolute virgin before he met you. he's not ignorant by any means. he does have an awareness and understanding of what sex is, but it's not something that he has actively tried to pursue. being a shinobi and training for the job was a greater priority, so he never cared. as well as this, lee never really received any romantic attention that could divert into sex. it's very likely that you would be his first everything.

- he makes up for his lack of experience by being a quick learner who's observant. he learns very quickly what makes you moan, what makes you uncomfortable, and where you like being touched.

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

- honestly, as long as his dick is in you, he loves it. i can see him having a strong preference for spooning. he loves the closeness, and the fact that spooning is essentially an extension of cuddling. he loves burying his nose in the crook of your neck, speaking softly in your ear, and kissing your shoulder as he thrusts in and out of you.

- missionary is another favourite of his. to him, the intimacy of eye contact makes this position sacred. he feels gratified when he looks at the blissed-out look on your face, because he knows he's the one who put it there! some days he'll interlock his fingers between yours and go slow, and other days he'll pin your hands above your head and fuck you like there won't be a tomorrow.

- i can also see him enjoying a really good mating press for similar reasons.

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous?)

- lee doesn't play about giving you love. he pours his heart into sex with you, so it's not like he would be cracking jokes in an effort to make you laugh. you might accidentally bump noses during a kiss, or he might slip out of you without meaning to when you're fucking; it's unintentional things like this that make you laugh. it's a very light atmosphere that's free of judgement. your laughter is always comfortable.

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

- he's disciplined in every sense, including hygiene, and this is true for the pubic hair too. he trims himself out of habit for the purposes of maintaining hygiene and comfort during training. yes, the carpets match the drapes! dark, straight, but not as thick as the hair on his head. a bit more sparse.

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- lee actually invented the concept of romance! he created passion!

- love is something that he craves and daydreams about from time to time, and now that you're in his life, he has a place to pour his love into. you are his muse. sweet kisses, warm embraces, candles, bouquets of flowers. it's beyond the bedroom. you are loved in every way! sex is just one of them.

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

- i mean, he tries not to, but sexual discipline is something he can never master. his urges are not that frequent, but they are strong. before you, he'd probably jack himself off once a week (after battling with his demons for all the other days of that week). you're always at the forefront of his mind when he strokes himself to climax.

- when you're together, he finds himself not doing it as frequently, because you are ultimately more satisfying than his hand. sometimes, if you're away, he might do it for old times' sake. maybe he'll use your worn clothes as an aid... maybe he'll use your lotion as lube...

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

- he would love it if you placed him in a position of submission. the idea of you, seeing his body as conquest, turns him the fuck on. his body belongs to you, and he wants you to use him to get off to your heart's content.

- being your rope bunny is a recurring thought of his. tie him up, please. he loves anything to do with sensory deprivation too. it's a big test of trust where he has to rely on you. he wants you to control him. he loves the anticipation that comes with wondering what you're gonna do with his body. make him wear a blindfold! handcuff him! give him earplugs! the dick is yours, take it!

- you can't tell me lee wouldn't enjoy overstimulation. being pushed past his limits is something that happens to him in his daily life anyways, like when he trains. the way he pushes through the pain of one more rep, is the same way he pushes through the excruciating pleasure past an orgasm.

- praise kink! lee has spent so much of his life seeking approval. he wants to be recognised for something positive. your opinions hold so much value to lee, so he thinks that your encouragement and flattery are the most validating things to ever hit his ears.

tell him that he's doing an amazing job at pleasing you. tell him that he feels good when he's fucking you. tell him that he's incomparable; that nobody is like him. he absolutely melts when you compliment his body too.

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

- anywhere in his place or yours, but specifically, the bedroom. it's gonna have to be the bedroom for a while. lee doesn't want to risk being caught, and as a result, interrupted. the bedroom offers you ultimate privacy, and it allows lee to really take his time with you, as opposed to you both being hurried and frantic because you're fucking where you're not supposed to be.

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

- he's easy for you so it doesn't take much. anything you do is good enough reason for him to get turned on. again, he really likes the way you smell. your perfume makes him hard. he also likes watching you do your makeup. applying lip gloss around him warrants a boner.

- what gets lee going is seeing your enthusiasm. KNOWING that you want him, and being vocal about your need for him gets him going. lee loves it when you make your desire unambiguous, plain and obvious.

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- lee will refuse to participate in anything that hurts you. no spanking, no smacking, no choking, not even if you want it. though he really wants to please you, it's a personal problem on his behalf that might be liable to budge with a compelling argument. you have to convince him, and try to get him to see things from your perspective if you want it to happen.

- he's not going to entertain the idea of urine, scat, and blood either. he hates the thought of dirtying you, and desecrating the temple that is your body.

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

- being the person he is, he would prefer to give you head. lee is not an expert at giving oral, but he also isn't terrible at giving oral either. he's a decent in-between that makes you cum and leaves you satisfied every time. he loves it when your body starts to twitch from your orgasm. he gets better with more practise with you.

- lee loves receiving blowjobs from you. if you offer to give him head, he'll be like putty in your hands. he loves it when you get on your knees and pay him undivided attention. he loves watching your cheeks hollow and feeling your tongue all over his cock. he loves the eye contact. he just loves head, full stop.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

- depends on two things: what you want, and how he feels. if you want him to take it slow, he will. if you want it fast, he'll do that too.

- usually lee likes to savour you, so he likes to go at a medium to slow pace. he'll wait until you're comfortable, then he'll move regularly. like this, his dick is so thorough in exploring your tight warmth, making sure to hit your sweet spot over and over. other days, he'll feel unbelievably horny and pent-up. if you've been apart for a while, he is going to ram his cock into you hard and fast.

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

- he enjoys quickies, because he's such a busy and productive person. quickies give him the chance to sneak you into a booked day. only sparingly though, because he honestly prefers full-length sex where he's not robbed by time. he feels that quickies don't give them the chance to show you the full extent of his love. he doesn't see sex as something he should rush.

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

- lee is absolutely down to experiment with you he's very receptive to different things and will never meet you with harsh judgement when it comes to new things. he's willing to remain open-minded, so long as you are not hurt, and so long as it isn't extreme. see letter "N" for an elaboration.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

- you're convinced that lee could last forever if it weren't for you reaching your limit. he has rigorous training to thank for his relentless endurance. he can go for 10 rounds, and still have so much energy left for more. his refractory period isn't so long either, so he's good to keep cumming as many times as you'd like. he's satisfied when you are.

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

- lee didn't know this was an option, but it's an option he embraces nonetheless. he's very open to them. from time to time he'll implement into a round of sex, like using a vibrating wand on you while he fucks you. he'll let you try cock rings, vibrators and whatever you want on him. but for the most part, it's a first choice he would use regularly. he can do all the jobs a toy can.

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

- i don't think lee would be the one teasing you deliberately. he'd do something sexually provocative without intending to, like walking around you shirtless, wearing pants that hang dangerously low around his hips. when it comes to sex, he doesn't want to dance around it. he just wants to feel you as soon as he can. if anything, he'd want you to do the teasing.

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

- lee is incredibly vocal when you two are engaging in any sexual act! he isn't the kind of loud that would make people find a complaint, but he is considerably audible.

- he will make noise through any act of intimacy. he'll absolutely moan into your mouth when you're making out. he'll whimper if you tease him or make him sub. he'll whine during head... just a professional noisemaker tbh. his voice is breathy and so full of need whenever you two are fucking. he loves to call out your name during sex too, and shower you in praises. he'll tell you how beautiful you are, he'll tell you how good you feel.

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

- lee has like, 2 hours of screen time a week, and you have to explain every online phenomenon that is happening on the internet to him. he doesn't understand what you mean when you call him 'da real art,' or 'the birthday,' but he's trying.

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

- lee is a taijutsu tank that's relying exclusively on raw physical sense. obviously, he's muscular. not in the traditionally large "jacked" bodybuilder sense, but he has very well-defined muscles, and is big where it counts. abs, arms, back, legs, his entire body is so nicely toned. additionally, lee has his fair share of scars from battles and rough training, as well as stretch marks from rapid muscle growth.

- a solid 6 inches when he's completely hard. lee is a grower, not a shower, and he's cut. his dick is slightly more tan than the rest of his body. it's thick enough for you to feel a stretch every time, he puts it in, and there's a few veins that run across his shaft. tip colour is #BD6F6F.

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

- on his own, lee has a slightly lower than average sex drive. when he's around you, the drive increases. he feels a stronger urge to make out with you, grind against you, get head from you...

- he has more of a desire for you as opposed to sex with you tbh. he prefers non-sexual contact, and you're going to be the one initiating sexual activity a crisp 75% of the time. primarily because lee wants you to be comfortable, and seek him on your own terms. he would hate to make you uncomfortable by asking too much, too soon.

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

- lee won't fall asleep unless you've been held, comforted, reassured, debriefed, cleaned up, fed, and hydrated. rest doesn't come until you are tended to! and even after that, it's very likely that you'll hear his 3AM thoughts, and have late-night conversation while cuddling with him. after fucking lee, you will genuinely have the best sleep of your life.

a/n: hi guys! still getting to your requests. i've got a 10 day break in the middle of my exams, and this is just a little in-between for you guys. hope you enjoy! (also, could someone help me find the artist so I could credit them?)