hornetqueen

Wholesome prank

Don’t forget repeatedly voted down bills designed to erase $50,000 worth of student debt!

this post has been a wild ride for me

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you

Lol don’t fuck with humans

I think you might just have fallen for the ambush.

You're laughing. They've disrespected the pouch and you're laughing.

“i’m sorry ma'am you cannot refer to yourself as beautiful when you are clearly gorgeous. stop erasing gorgeous ppl.”

It makes me so happy that this post is circulating again! Happy pride to all you beautiful/stunning/gorgeous/handsome/winsome/dazzling/sublime/lovely people!

(also er; The Draft it wasn't some generational choice, it was enforced by government)

be the hero you want to see in the world

it’s the year 2080. the expressions “the horse has left the hospital” and “between a crematorium and a dildo store” have fully entered the lexicon even though barely anyone remembers where they originated. one day the kids who live in the Amazon Temperate Habitat Bubble next door ask me what was between the proverbial crematorium and dildo store in the first place. i rip off my Amazoxygen® Ventilator and gasp, “the fucking horse” and immediately die from the polluted air in my probably-covid-ravaged lungs. haunted by these cryptic last words, the kids bury themselves in the ancient runes of the Internet Archive until they find the meme that unlocks it all. the horse was one of the last presidents of the late american empire, a lynchpin in the slow disintegration of the union. suddenly, a drone flies directly through the window. “forbidden word detected: ‘union’,” it says, gearing up its Amazon Brainbuster Electric Reinforcement System. they run