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WELCOME TO THE NORMALIST NORMAL BLOG YOU’LL EVER SEE!

Call me Dilemma! if you wanna be fancy, call me Xiomara!

I typically post my art, reblog silly things, and occasionally I talk!

I’m Bisexual and use She/Her/They/Them/Xey/Xem:)!

Go follow and support my twin! @theoneandonlysourcandy

My fandoms are Ride the cyclone, Anastasia (1997/Musical), Deltarune, A Hat In Time, Cafae Latte, Mushroom Oasis, Gravity Falls, Amphibia, and Carrie (1976 movie/Musical)

Go check out my AHiT AU Masterpost! ⁀જ⁀➴

My Ao3 Account!

HEY. PSSSST. READ ME!!!!

I WILL NOT DO ANY SHIP OR NSFW ROLEPLAYS, I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE TO SAY THIS.

I unfortunately am not in a place mentally or financially to donate, if I am sent asks about donations they will be deleted

This blog isn’t big enough for the two of us, I won’t allow any disrespect in my asks, reblogs, or comments. If you are going to be mean to me, I will be mean back. This is your only warning

#intro post #introduction #dilemma speaks

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cucurb

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

#Xiomara tbh

“God has seen your sinning, just beginning, pray for your salvation — from damnation!”

She’s 5 years old and is wanted by the Lost Soul City Scientists

#dilemmas art #oc artwork #oc art #man I should really make a tag for Xiomara #digital oc art

There are 2 seals in me. One is self aware and rational while the other has OCD to the point where I had to list the OCD Seal as second as that Seal felt the more OCD Having.

Anyways, OCD Seal says to do a compulsion. If you do that Thing then something Good will happen. A few days ago I was in the shower and the OCD Seal goes “hey if you scrub your skin really hard and in a specific manner you’ll have a good tomorrow:)!”

I reached for my washcloth but Self Aware Seal stops me and goes “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!” And I stop. And then not do the Compulsion . Thank you Self Aware Seal.

#dilemma speaks #fuck you OCD Seal.#ocd things

kimberlyeab

Absolutely incredible things happening over at the Deltarune wiki.

#IM FRIED OHMYGOD #deltarune spoilers

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theloudestthoughtz

may the people i love always stay safe

blogxt

Sketch

#CUTIES!!!#to the dungeon for that last one.

redstonedust

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

blackshvck

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

When your body is impure and broken but the fit hard 😭🔥

So I redrew Xiomaras pure form, took inspo from marching band uniforms n the like! I’ve had a fun time thinking about her tbh and how she acts in pure form. It’s like, there’s 3 👆 Xiomaras who are fighting for their LIFE to be in control. Oh and they all either hate eachother or are scared of eachother .

#dilemmas art #digital oc art #oc art #oc reference #she reminds me of the type of character who can break the 4th wall #okay Xiomara now t-pose and say a one liner

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blakeissleepy

First time drawing luka in a while

#awesome:)))#love him:)))

rad-roche

writing is a fantastic hobby but the kicker is it's a lot harder to show your friends as it's progressing. with a sketch i can show someone and they'll be like oh that's an apple. you can't do that with words until you get a lot of them down. so i'll just be like damn fuckin. uhh. check this out

that's right. and that's just one of the several words i know

heckling-hydrena

being mutuals with really skilled artists is so funny. van gogh & monet are in the tags of my shitposts telling me they love my sense of humor. I feel like roger rabbit

lucentel

[frothing at the mouth a little] i need to draw moonjumper ahit

#YES DRAW HIM #DO IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!#<- big MJ fan

peri

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

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thundergrace

that's hot

introvertathome

The rest of the US is in a horror movie meanwhile NYC is getting sunshine and rainbows and free puppies

#what a guy he is. big fan

beaft

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

beaft

recent example. lady at my careers appointment had a post-it with her name on it stuck to the monitor, so i introduced myself by saying "hello, i'm eliot! you must be [name], it's nice to meet you!" and she stared at me as if i was the stupidest person alive and said icily, "yeah, i'm [name]. congratulations, you can read."

in bygone times this would have reduced me to a sort of quivering blancmange. thankfully i am now in a place where i was able to pull back, calmly evaluate this interaction, and say to myself "this woman should probably not be working in a customer-facing job"

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