Sometimes I Write Stuff

a hero is basically a small kind of vermin

this is not true. such lies are nothing but villainy

now you may be inclined to spare it because its squeaking very cutely but if you leave it alone youll have a whole mess of them on your hands. its sad but you do have to crush it like a bug

btw one of the original uploaders may be using sock puppet accounts to mess with others. I would NOT interact with the "journalist" as they don't appear to be a real person.

Dick was the last to be adopted, Jason became the black sheep post-resurrection, Tim made himself Robin, Damian was dropped in Gotham after ten years of being kept secret, Cass possesses killer instincts that run counter to Batman's philosophy, Duke is a meta whose parents are still alive (albeit jokerized), and Steph has zero legal connections to the Waynes. All of the batkids have reason to believe they're the only one Bruce doesn't want around and Bruce is unaware of the problem because they don't vocalize it not just out of the usual emotional constipation, but also a deep-seated fear of being proven right. In this essay, I will—

Where’s the rest of the essay op

half of the writers room for gotham (2014-2019) was fully convinced it was a gritty hypermasculine cable cop show and the other half believed they were writing a batman 1966 spiritual successor for the dark cabaret crowd and all of them had conflicting fetishes and every episode was called something like i brought you my bullets you brought me your love and jada pinkett smith had the ghosts of several silver screen divas within her wrestling for control of her performance at all times and they always set aside some time for the penguin serve segment, where robin lord taylor as oswald cobblepot would appear onscreen with his slicked down spiky bangs and cunt it up in ways that the world hadn’t seen since edmund said now gods stand up for bastards in the very first performance of king lear. and nobody involved had ever seen a tv show before so it can’t be judged within those terms.

They don't realize that if I don't read every comic ever I'll die.

As fun as the aesthetic of the autopsy scar is I am very much team “the Lazarus pit left Jason with no scars” because of the subtle body horror of it all. To go through a trauma so great that you did not survive it, so great that you look in the mirror and expect to see a mangled corpse, only to find that you are entirely uninjured? That’s body horror. Not only that but every other mark of the life you lived is gone, no physical proof that anything has ever happened to you. The mind is scarred but the body does not remember

i need something bad to happen to dick grayson and it is absolutely crucial that it is all his fault

type of guy that exists in the US of A: guy who is totally fine having his tax money collected and spent by the government however it pleases, but draws the "government overreach" line at...the government filing taxes instead of you personally spending more money to do it for the exact same results

Sometimes I miss the early Dick and Damian dynamic so much like you are in your late twenties you've been through so much too young and now your dad is dead and you're worn out and grieving and here comes his larger than life youngest son dumped in your lap. You are fighting a deeply personal and grounded internal struggle and meanwhile your new little ten year old brother is a ninja with PhD level education who likes joyriding the batmobile. It's like a team up between baby Wile E Coyote and the world's most depressed Road Runner.