drink tea, folks

the nine button on my computer broke a while ago and i've been getting around without a problem since then but i just realised that nine button also took away my ability to type smiley faces:(( only sad emoticons for mayıs:(( happiness is as delicate as a computer key folks you gotta cherish it while you can

"use my name" "master" GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY thoschei are GAYYYYY and insane for each other

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

why r apps asking for pin codes u r NOT that important

"2 step verification" i can delete u in 5 seconds

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

MY MUM GAVE ME HER WEDDING DRESS I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER

GIRL WHO ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED TO YOURE LIKE SIX YEARS OLDDDD

SHE JUST GAVE IT TO ME BUT I'M STILL SO HAPPY

Okay guys I was planning on wearing it tomorrow for a meet up with my friends and I was like "oh my mum wore this for her wedding god she was so beautiful and amazing" and I started crying (I'm still crying as I write this) so I can't wear it because I'll just start crying again

GIRL WHAT!?

I'm allowed to be happy over getting a nice dress without getting married

hey, dont cry modern doctor who fans, 159 classic who episodes, 517 books, 1952 audio stories, 1267 comics ok?

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

YOU'RE LAUGHING AND THEY ARE SELLING DOCTOR WHO TO ONE DIRECTION.

ncuti gatwa i’m sorry I wasn’t a showrunner you would’ve had 10 seasons as the doctor baby

this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.