Hello this is Neil Cicierega aka Lemon Demon

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.

where's that post. why would i spend time reading something that nobody has spent time writing.

is it not just deeply embarrassing to be asking a machine to plagiarise you a slideshow focussed on teaching people how to learn and assess learning effectively. an AI generated image of a brain? of a filing cabinet? these things are easy to find actual graphics of. or god forbid. clipart.

"ask copilot to come up with some questions you might have about what being a teacher is like" man whatever. sure. whatever.

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

too many people have the idea that racism is a nothingburger thing. like. people die from that. it’s not “cancel culture” to call out racism. and if you’re white and you say anything close to that you have some serious self-reflecting to do. idc if you’re a content creator. idc if “it could happen to you.” having a platform on the internet and saying stupid bullshit doesn’t make you more oppressed than the marginalized groups you’re criticizing for being upset

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

They should do a sad ant with bindle emoji. one of my more frequent emotions for sure