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The issue with the daylight savings time change is that people aren't used to falling back an hour or springing forward an hour, and people struggle as they take the time to adjust. But of course, if you only do something twice a year you'll never develop a talent for it. You need to practice if you really want to be good at something! Under my proposal, which absolutely everyone will hate,

(wordlessly takes inspiration from you) (absorbs your idiosyncrasies) (learns what beliefs you know are true and picks a few to also believe) (repeats your echolalia to people you don’t know) (associates you with a mundane object or a song) (uses an eyedropper to take out some colours from the kaleidoscope that is you, and drop it inside myself) (becomes a frenzied mess of colours and memories and truths and lies that i’ve stolen from everyone i’ve ever met) (appears to be just a single colour to people) (of course most don’t look so deep to see the individual pigments) (the same things i did to others happen to me) (silently, unknowingly, every day, for the rest of our lives)