𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐄

𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥, 𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘦. INSOMNIAC BASED harry osborn, by seffie.

❝ you're so hot, my zipper is falling for you. ❞ ❝ i love my bed, but i'd rather be in yours. ❞ ❝ nice outfit. it'd look even better if it were on my bedroom floor. ❞ ❝ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and i'll be the nine. ❞ ❝ do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? ❞ ❝ if you're feeling down, i can feel you up. ❞ ❝ my ideal body weight is yours on mine. ❞ ❝ your belt looks really tight. can i loosen it for you? ❞ ❝ there are 206 bones in your body. think you can handle another one? ❞ ❝ let's play carpenter so i can nail you. ❞ ❝ i'd tell you a joke about my dick, but ... it's too long. ❞ ❝ hey, i might be wasted, but the condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. ❞ ❝ i may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you. ❞ ❝ you must be a chicken farmer because you know exactly how to raise my cock. ❞ ❝ sorry, what's your name again? i want to get it right when i shout it later. ❞ ❝ you must be an elevator because i want to go up and down on you all day. ❞ ❝ i'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. and the ones on your face. ❞ ❝ if you were a toe, i'd bang you on every wall, table, and chair in this bar. ❞ ❝ sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up. ❞ ❝ do you work for UPS? 'cause you've got a fantastic package. ❞ ❝ want to play a game? i'll be the squirrel, you be the tree, and i'll bust a nut in your hole. ❞ ❝ your legs are like an oreo cookie. i wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. ❞ ❝ i bet i can touch your belly button ... from the inside. ❞ ❝ how do you feel about doing some math in the bedroom? all you need to do is add me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply. ❞ ❝ remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later. ❞ ❝ my doctor told me i have a vitamin d deficiency. wanna go back to my place and save me? ❞ ❝ if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? ❞ ❝ my dick's been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? ❞ ❝ i'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. ❞ ❝ is your name medusa? because the moment you look at me, i get rock hard. ❞ ❝ can you tell me what time your legs open, please? ❞ ❝ are you a rubix cube? because the more i play with you the harder you get. ❞ ❝ you look too god for a pickup line, so let's cut to the chase — wanna fuck? ❞

Kong: Skull Island (2017) dir. Jordan Vogt-Roberts

(random starfire screenshot redraw while i was rewatching the robstar episode of all time with friends !!)

MARVEL'S SPIDER-MAN 2 (2023)

—MARVEL’S SPIDER-MAN 2 (2023)

" sorry , i didn't --- i didn't mean it like that , i just . . . it's been a crappy few days . " AT LEAST THAT PART WASN'T A TOTAL LIE . the half - grin you bear is sheepish in nature , and boots knock into his own as if its your own secret way of emphasizing your apology . it's not that you don't want to tell him . it's just safer this way ( no one can get hurt if no one knows its you , right ? ) . still , you play along with his jest , sweaty palm rubbing at the back of your neck as a few nervous chuckles manage to escape . " ha - ha , ha . yeah , definitely that . i'm basically james bond if he had two left feet . "

something settles in his stomach — he doesn't know why he says it out loud, and harry suddenly can't meet his friends eyes. it doesn't BOTHER him that he doesn't have a date yet, despite the rapidly approaching event — truly there's only a month left, and it isn't like people haven't asked him. sarah's been dying to ask; are you thinking of taking molly?; she only wants to get in good with the osborn's, don't take her. but at this point, there's only ONE PERSON he would even think of going with — and that, unfortunately, isn't in the cards. eyes turn to the sound of the vehicle turning down pete's street, and when he catches sight of the mail truck, harry SHOVES whatever uncomfortable feeling he had before down so deep, it's almost like HE NEVER HAD IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. “ hey, you get your ESU letter yet? they should be coming soon, it's almost the end of the year. ”