It's a 'feral' Ferrule world.....

I felt it was my duty to "try" each kind..... I'll use the EXCUSE that it was in support of a school fundraiser, but I can't even type that w a straight face.... Ok, fine, this may also have been dinner.... #LetTheEyeRollsCommence #ImSureTheresNutritionalValue #FerruleMoment #WillHappenAgain (at Government District, Dallas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjWl7kro1k_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I'm officially half a century old.... I'd have thought I'd have been wiser.... ....just getting wider..... Here's to #ReverseEngineeringMyLife and seeing what's up on the #OtherSideOf50... and yes.... there will be cake... y'all did not just meet me... 📸: @pinkypoet circa 2012 (at Lawton, Oklahoma) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChEOsf5MrDY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

It was only that spontaneous, silent break in the overall chit chat of a meeting where, OF COURSE, I audibly admit dinner last night was: #HotTamales and #MilkDuds .... #FerruleMoment #ICantMakeItUp (screenshot of the text I sent to a friend last night..... 🤦‍♀️) https://www.instagram.com/p/CekSZ0ksBd8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

What goes on #BehindTheScenes no longer stays #BTS...... he's been waiting a long time for this... #WhenLeftToEntertainMyself #FerruleMoment #IKnowNoStrangers.... #PhotoStylist #HealthCareHeros #CarharttScrubs for the #WIN (at TCC Trinity River East Campus: Center for Health Care Professions) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdzf3o2s4Qg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#I35 through Kansas isn't super remarkable if seen on a map (or your phone).... but my goodness it takes FOREVER to get from border to border... you just drive and drive and drive.... #TheMightyBronco is a champ! #FerruleProblems #TXtoMN (at Iowa Border Line) https://www.instagram.com/p/CclXC6OJZ2N/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

When #TacoTuesday meets #InternationalWomensDay (and Witchy-Poo strikes a pose....)... calling it a #WIN... #GWPAtelier #KeepingKreative #BTS https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca3e7_CMOIS/?utm_medium=tumblr

Of course I'm laying down on the job... #SheDidntJustMeetMe #BTS #StagehandGirls #CableBadger #TakeYourFerruleToWorkDay #FerruleVsTheWorkForce (at Kay Bailey Hutchison Convention Center Dallas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CaWwU5COoHh/?utm_medium=tumblr

Of course I'm laying down on the job... #SheDidntJustMeetMe #BTS #StagehandGirls #CableBadger #TakeYourFerruleToWorkDay #FerruleVsTheWorkForce (at Kay Bailey Hutchison Convention Center Dallas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CaWwU5COoHh/?utm_medium=tumblr

New Year.... Same Ferrule... #HappyNewYear folks... https://www.instagram.com/p/CYLXfRLMf2X/?utm_medium=tumblr

How to get me to work a 15 hour day? Yup... double icing cups for dinner..... #CinnamonTwists are just #CarrierFood for frosting... (Salvador you saved our lives tonight... #DeliveryDriversROCK (at Domino's Pizza) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYDmC4ks04R/?utm_medium=tumblr

When Santa brings you the best present EVER!!! (at Dallas Holiday Parade) https://www.instagram.com/p/CX7VNtxF89p/?utm_medium=tumblr

Same, little abandoned skeleton.... Same.... (the #OverIt not the ability to fold in half #ForTheRecord ) #ThingsSeenInBackBooths (at Freddy's Frozen Custard & Steakburgers Waco, TX, Baylor) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVt3734smVj/?utm_medium=tumblr

Wanna know what a #GoodIdeaGoneBad looks like? #MylarBallons not tethered in #TheMightyBronco + attempting to crack the windows to enjoy the cooler air.... Yeah, I know #FerruleProblems self-imposed.... (and, yes, I pulled off #Southbound35 for this picture... #DontSelfieAndDrive ) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVt3JlMMh78/?utm_medium=tumblr

When the irony of your hair and a #DesignerDoodle being similar is not lost on you.... #FerruleMoment I'm a #PhotoStylist not a #HairStylist , Captain!! (No, I didn't make the shirt... #VivienneWestwood did...) https://www.instagram.com/p/CToQh3IMyal/?utm_medium=tumblr

Anybody need a pink t-shit? I now, apparently, have 6.... w.t.f did I wash??? #AdultingFAIL #FerruleProblems (at Government District, Dallas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSCurPGH4kZ/?utm_medium=tumblr

Wanna know how old #TheMightyBronco is? It's "WOW! What an interesting handle" - old... according to the #YoungPerson trying to bypass the button on the handle to put bulk paper-towels in the front seat. The bulk TP and cases of water took up the way back... Truck is older than they are... #WOWWhatAnInterestingHandle #CouldntEvenBeMad #FerruleMoment #NotAPrepper Wait... how old does that make me?!?! #InsertYourOwnSnarkyJokesHere (at Target Medallion) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRcwOJWH3fL/?utm_medium=tumblr

#TheMightyBronco totally got a #FlyBy from the #BlueAngels and #Thunderbirds in their practice runs today... kinda badass... (and also a little terrifying... but still badass...) #Roadtrip #TexasToMinnesotaAndBackAgain (at Gardner, Kansas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ2M-qunYax/?utm_medium=tumblr