went lookin for a creation myth

that little thing dean does when he’s upset where he licks his lips and avoids eye contact

and then his face settles into the dimples of displeasure

yes, i get that sam is a brokey with a bachelor's and in that sense he's Just Like You Fr. i fail to see how that precludes being classist.

people are like. Obsessed with the idea that fandom is overly mean to sam because he went to stanford and it's like okay is that where we are now. Posting weekly screeds on how it's hashtag valid to go to the same college peter thiel did. or can we be adults and admit that treating an elitist institution as an escape hatch from your terrible life could result in a person internalising some less than stellar ideas about poor people who weren't able to bootstrap themselves out of a bad situation. can we admit that going to stanford provided sam with opportunities that most people who grew up as poor as he did could never even dream of. or would that risk exposing that a lot of you think Sam's upward social mobility is a proof of his superiority?

I find the idea of Castiel getting jealous over Benny and Crowley funny because the whole time Dean was making his side pieces look for and help his boyfriend.

“hbo sam” what is that. what do you mean hbo sam. he literally drank demon blood and had horny demon blood sex with his demon girlfriend on the television screen. you think he’s not hbo sam because he’s on the cw well that is your mistake. moving supernatural to hbo would only bring everyone else’s insanity up to sams level. show some respect

literally one of the first things he does is crash a car into a house on purpose. what the hell

the worst I ever felt for sam girls was when the dude finally thought he was having a prayer breakthrough but it turned out to be just. lucifer. your man really is the only guy on the show who never loses faith and thinks maybe he deserves a good thing once in a while and the writers said I’m gonna bring back the pervert who haunts his dreams

modern samgirls have to stop reblogging this this was a peace offering to the 2020-2021 era samgirls who died out. they were all really offputting and badly behaved and got really upset when he suffered at all ever and if you didn’t acknowledge he suffered the most of any person or agreed he was dean’s battered wife you were a heteronormativity enabler or something

fuck of desitel friday

GIVE IT UP FOR FIVE YEARS OF FUCK OF DESITEL FRIDAYS 🎉

i do think a lot about dean cupping cas’s cheek to keep him off the cold, unforgiving floor