grabbing a couple of burgers, hittin' the cemetery

this is so fucking important

there was no big joke leading up to this or anything

“When I finish a film, I feel like I have overcome a certain hurdle. It’s really good for me as a human being, and I hope that for some people, my films will do the same thing.”

It’s like The Fault In Our Stars… but with cannibalism.

“The fucking Tarantino of authors.”

-Jack Viera, Journalist - WIKD 102.5

“Has a lot of heart to it…”

-Tim Heidecker, Tim & Eric: Awesome Show, Great Job!

“Colton Reznik is your standard cynical, twenty-something blogger. He hates politics, religion, furries, and just about anything else you can imagine. Things take a drastic turn in Colton’s life when he is diagnosed with cancer and is forced to face an inoperable brain tumor. Disinterested in making amends with those he’s wronged, Colton alienates himself from his friends and family and chooses to await death. 

However, when fate shines its light upon him and gives him a second chance at survival, Colton learns that there are macabre repercussions to defying the odds and keeping your life intact. In order to maintain his health, Colton must consume the flesh of the recently deceased - and on a frequent basis.”

me: *is bored*

The Random Urge To Eat: