this is where I get all my memes for my group chats

in school they used to call me semipermeable membrane for my habit of allowing some things to pass through me

but not all things.

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!

listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it

you forgot to identify the pink one

you forgot to identify the pink one

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

2011-2014 Ford F-150

that would be so beautiful

imagine if you will a shy young pansexual in the alps solving the mystery of her outgoing asexual roommate's disappearance

i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

This is the most important post on this site

I am CRYING with laughter

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

lining a yaoi paddle with dollar store razors in some crude approximation of a macuahuitl, for the fujoshi wars

Enchanted weapon

this is legitimately even funnier when you're an anthropologist because anthropologists would constitutionally not be able to answer this

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

happy one year to bedtime yaoi